Because they're so delicious?

because there nowt else in the house

john is down the fun pub, drinking pints of lager

me too

going to leyburn - gonna pop int ye old vinyl shop if want me to keep an eye out for anything elves let me know

Grandma needs new dentures
To eat the crust on pizza
Been taken out by her daughter
Because she thought she ought'a
The kids are eating snickers
Because they're so delicious
Then there's sticky fingers
And mother loses her knickers

bank holiday comes six times a year
times of enjoyment
to which everyone cheers
bank holiday comes a six pack of beer
than it's back to work A.G.A.I.N

Bar-b-que is cooking
Sausages and chicken
The patio is buzzing
The neighbours they are looking
John is down the fun pub
Drinking lots of lager
Girls and boys are on the game
All the high streets look the same