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 Post subject: Bunker Cabinet
PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:38 pm 
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Just a bit of fun following all this MP talk but who would you have from the bunker in which role.

PoK - Minister for education and entertainment

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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:41 pm 
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Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport. :grin:
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 Post subject: Re: Bunker Cabinet
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Secretary of State for Defence - Mr I

Secretary of State for Transport - No 6

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs - Grabec

Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs - Montpoolier

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 Post subject: Re: Bunker Cabinet
PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:55 pm 
Minister for talking bollocks - me.
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Minister for talking bollocks - me.


The Right Honourable gentleman has the support of the whole house in his appointment.
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 Post subject: Re: Bunker Cabinet
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Minister of spin and analogies - Snowy

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Minister for Statistics - Mad John
Minister for Women - Spender

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 Post subject: Re: Bunker Cabinet
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i was going to nominate ADG as minister for food but he ate the nomination paper :coool:
Spender Chinese ambassador
Cornelias Governor of the Colonies

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 Post subject: Re: Bunker Cabinet
PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:45 pm 
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Minister of always finding the perfect photograph to go with the post: Muttley

i would have put muttley in charge of a special cabinet all of his own the drinks cabinet :laugh:
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kan eye bee mynista ov edukayshun
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I think Aaron Spelling already got that job.

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Wonder who could be in charge of immigration.

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mouldy old dough wrote:
Wonder who could be in charge of immigration.



I'll do that one as well, ties in nicely with my defence portfolio.
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 Post subject: Re: Bunker Cabinet
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I will gladly look after the Bunker's colonial interests.
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can i be the MP who runs for a minority party yet not so secretly is a fan of Labour?

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Bunker Cabinet
PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 8:52 am 
I will happily accept the jobs of Minister Of Women and Chinese Ambassador.

Always nice to kill two birds with one stone. :grin:

Now where's them fookin' Ferrero Rocher?? :laugh:
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Classic advert, can still remember the music from when I was young. :grin:
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 Post subject: Re: Bunker Cabinet
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message from the Foriegn Office
Chinese Ambassador in translation gaff
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Spender
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 11:27 am 
Them gadgies don't look very Chinese to me, have I taken a wrong turn somewhere?? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead
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 Post subject: Re: Bunker Cabinet
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[quote="Spender"]Them gadgies don't look very Chinese to me, have I taken a wrong turn somewhere?? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

nothing to stop you doing a guvvy job though

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I'll take a post in the Ministry of Silly Walks.
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DJ can be Guy Fawkes

(sorry to drag him back up again like, but he's probably plotting as we speak/type)

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