Due to an outbreak of tosspotery I have two very expensive (£65) test match tickets for Sunday at Chester-le-Street for sale. These are for the best seats in the ground available to non-members- ie behind the bowler's arm on the South Terrace.

To minimise my losses I would let them go for £30 each. I must warn prospective purchasers that the seats will be sitting next to four Poolies and the banter is likely to be Pools related if the last few years are anything to go by. Much beer will be drunk. One of the Poolies will be ECG so Leedspoolie need not apply.

PM me if you are interested or email me at pde147@aol.com.

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ooo, fancy that! but I'm brassick............

"outbreak of tosspottery" - I love it!

I've already got my ticket for the Saturday. Its going to be freezing.

Now fetish Bob has signed up only one ticket remains. Weather forecast for Sunday is not bad at all. Any takers? I mean apart from PoK.

Now fetish Bob has signed up only one ticket remains. Weather forecast for Sunday is not bad at all. Any takers? I mean apart from PoK.

Maybe Bob can take Pok?

After winning tickets (and wine ) for yesterdays 'wash out' BP & I have now got tickets for todays play (weather permitting). Hopefully we'll manage to see some cricket, while keeping one ear glued to my dab radio listening to Villa beating the smoggies