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Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Hilarious!!

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2009 9:13 am

Ian Right wrote:

Please delete the account of that Member called “Iain Wright MP” who is clearly an imposter and is pretending to be me. Its not on.

I am the real Ian Right, and as the duly elected representative of this town, I reserve the Wright to the name. It is written in the constitution.

I will be standing for re-election at the next General Election, on a ticket of more transparency of expenses. I want my expense claim to be so transparent, you mere mortals wont be able to see it. I will also be changing my name to suit the facts. I am always Wright.

I have supported Hartlepool United all of political life, and will continue to do so whilst I remain the Honourable member for Hartlepool.

Today I am calling on all you to boycott the Daily Telegraph. The paper is a disgrace. None of us have broken any rules, and we only have the publics best interest at heart. My family are distraught, especially as we were planning an 18 bedroom extension to the family home. Well its not on. I was intending to turn the home into an old peoples home when my time as the Wright honourable gentleman was over……on a non profit making basis obviously.

Well because of the Telegraph, you can all swing now. The old people can die in squaler, and keep their savings. I don’t want their savings anymore.

That’ll teach you all.

Fook right off! rolfl

ian shyte · **Joined:** Wed May 13, 2009 9:26 am **Posts:** 7

i am the bastad son of ian right and would like to point out that my dad is a tight fisted sponging new labour tosspiece and motherfudger.

signed ian shyte ( aged 7 )

ian shyte · **Joined:** Wed May 13, 2009 9:26 am **Posts:** 7

thanks dad. :grin:

the " cleaner " has just been round. i gave her that cash, and made sure i got a receipt.

am i still on for that grand for " clearing out the moat " in the half term holidays ?

Iain Wwrong · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2009 10:24 am

OK, this is starting to make my teeth itch.

All my life I have had to put up with this nonsense. Due to my Congolese/Welsh heritage I have been saddled with an unfortunate name, and people regularly assume I am a parodic figure with one unfunny joke. Now the camel's back has been shattered by some humourless webdwellers who seem to get a kick out of associating my name (and don't think I haven't spotted the ever-so-funny variations :roll:

) with various nefarious practices.

I will not have the fine name of Iain Wwrong sullied (my father was also called Iain, as was my uncle and one sister). We come from good stock. My mother fought her way to the top of her profession by tooth and nail (she removed the teeth and nails of her enemies) and now stands at the head of Benin's much-admired Zantempi drugs cartel. My father, currently spending some time away from home to contemplate his directorial role in the series of world-famous kidnAp/t0rtur3/releasE (TM) installations, is renowned as the most popular man on his wing, and regularly amuses the warders with pictures of their loved ones in various states of unease. My younger brother is a season ticket holder at Middlesbrough. I will not have my family associated with some of the shenanigans hinted at on this thread. CEASE AND DESIST. NOW!

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2009 6:35 pm

Brilliant!!!

This board is so good once we stop talking about Pools! :laugh:

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