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 Post subject: Quick question
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:46 pm 
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Does anyone find the female snooker ref arousing?

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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:50 pm 
i bet you would'nt mind potting her pink,or going in off the brown :laugh:


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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:57 pm 
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i bet you would'nt mind potting her pink,or going in off the brown :laugh:


Im sure she would balk if she heard you talk like that

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Does anyone find the female snooker ref arousing?

bet you don't have the BALLS to tell her

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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:05 pm 
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i bet you would'nt mind potting her pink,or going in off the brown :laugh:


That's FOUL!!!! confised

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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:11 pm 
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I wonder how many players have felt her up

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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:12 pm 
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I wonder if she would prefer the use of the extension.

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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:14 pm 
like all women i bet she is scared of spiders


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Anyone want to break her in?

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threepintwonder wrote:
like all women i bet she is scared of spiders


Booo!! Rubbish!!!! :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:16 pm 
you could always screw back for the pink


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Either way, amke sure you get a firm grip of your cue. :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:28 pm 
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Baize-ically she is quite fit!

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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:28 pm 
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Can we chalk this down to experience

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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:30 pm 
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Is it Michaela Tabb whos been doing the pool for a few years ? If so she has a nice rack

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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:30 pm 
This Type of Thread is TAYLOR made for the Bunker!!!! :coool:


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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
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I would TRI her from every ANGLE

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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
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Right on cue there Mutters bbolt


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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:34 pm 
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Nah,he had a 2 minute cushion

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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:41 pm 
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Nah,he had a 2 minute cushion


I was too busy BAULKing!!!! confised


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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:45 pm 
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GroovyCrimes wrote:
Nah,he had a 2 minute cushion


I was too busy BAULKing!!!! confised
you should have been on the spot


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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:49 pm 
Looks like she has double D's


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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:53 pm 
i'll check her out closely next time


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Yep, I'd be 147% up for it

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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 12:16 am 
The way all you lot are CHALKing you'd think she was something special!!!! confised


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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 2:40 am 
I can think of one tip I'd like to offer her. bbolt


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I cannon't believe I'm reading this...

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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 11:05 am 
This thread is getting me angry....I'm going BLUE in the face!!!! rage


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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 11:05 am 
But then again....it's not that bad....I'm getting a KICK out of it!!!! :grin:


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I think I'd like to plant one on her, but she's got a bit of a swan neck and I might miss her face.

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PHHWWWOOOAARRRRR

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I wouldn't mind her on my slate bed.

Might have a clown's pocket tho'

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 Post subject: Re: Quick question
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I could give her a deep screw shot

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