While you silly men

Mrs_Superpoolie · **Joined:** Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:45 pm **Posts:** 4

Are on trains , aeroplanes and in cars going to bristol to watch 22 men running around on grass kicking a ball. My loving Superpoolie will be in the kitchen with me cooking sausage rolls , making open sandwiches for our fun family committment on Saturday. This will be so much more fun for him, than spending money on drink and football. He has told me how much he is looking forward to it, and that the things we have talked about doing, like going to park with our young family, going to Middlesbrough and the Metro centre shopping. Visiting my parents, and his sounds so much more fun than he ever had with men who just wanted to get drunk and take the mick out of each other. He has grown up so much since he moved it with me, it like having a new man. A 21 st century man who knows the real meaning of the word family. Im now so proud of him, my friends think he's nice. So while you silly men are deserting your families mine will be growing stronger. You will all end up sad and lonely old men while superpoolie will be in a loving relationship.

Mrs_Superpoolie · **Joined:** Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:45 pm **Posts:** 4

And last night while most of you were watching some game on tv, superpoolie, cooked me a delicious meal, he did a Prawn cocktail, a nice steak then ice cream. Then we watched. We then sat cuddled on the sofa watching pretty woman And this after he had been working all day. And to show he not under the thumb I only asked him once to do it.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:54 am

Get the ironing done.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:14 am

yeah the first one was mildly amusing. this is just boring now.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:22 am

Got to be a wind up. :laugh:

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:26 am

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Got to be a wind up. :laugh:

The award for the most obvious post of the year goes to PoK

Spiff · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:31 am

I was expecting more along the lines of

"Whilst you lot are away, all yer bewers are getting rafted up the wrong 'un by a gadgey with a 10" dick"

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37536

Mrs_Superpoolie wrote:

Are on trains , aeroplanes and in cars going to bristol to watch 22 men running around on grass kicking a ball. My loving Superpoolie will be in the kitchen with me cooking sausage rolls , making open sandwiches for our fun family committment on Saturday. This will be so much more fun for him, than spending money on drink and football. He has told me how much he is looking forward to it, and that the things we have talked about doing, like going to park with our young family, going to Middlesbrough and the Metro centre shopping. Visiting my parents, and his sounds so much more fun than he ever had with men who just wanted to get drunk and take the mick out of each other. He has grown up so much since he moved it with me, it like having a new man. A 21 st century man who knows the real meaning of the word family. Im now so proud of him, my friends think he's nice. So while you silly men are deserting your families mine will be growing stronger. You will all end up sad and lonely old men while superpoolie will be in a loving relationship.

Obviously written by a bloke or a woman with sideburns ...... :roll:

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:41 pm

Women. Know your place.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:44 pm

Yorkie - It's not for girls. :laugh:

Mrs_McCunnie · **Joined:** Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:00 pm **Posts:** 84

Mrs_Superpoolie wrote:

Are on trains , aeroplanes and in cars going to bristol to watch 22 men running around on grass kicking a ball. My loving Superpoolie will be in the kitchen with me cooking sausage rolls , making open sandwiches for our fun family committment on Saturday. This will be so much more fun for him, than spending money on drink and football. He has told me how much he is looking forward to it, and that the things we have talked about doing, like going to park with our young family, going to Middlesbrough and the Metro centre shopping. Visiting my parents, and his sounds so much more fun than he ever had with men who just wanted to get drunk and take the mick out of each other. He has grown up so much since he moved it with me, it like having a new man. A 21 st century man who knows the real meaning of the word family. Im now so proud of him, my friends think he's nice. So while you silly men are deserting your families mine will be growing stronger. You will all end up sad and lonely old men while superpoolie will be in a loving relationship.

Is she for real ??? Get a feckin grip woman. . . . . . . .The only lonely person will be you when he tells you to pack yer knickers n socks n feck off !!!!!!

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri May 01, 2009 3:05 pm

Women - snakes with tits the lot of them.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri May 01, 2009 3:06 pm

not all of them, I 've seen one or two flat chested ones

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri May 01, 2009 3:15 pm

Fair point. Or not as the case may be.

While you silly men

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