The Worlds Best Invention!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:55 pm

The JML Toastie Bag!!!! :coool:

Made an Extra Strong Cheddar & Mattesons Original Sausage one....

It was so good I had to have another!!!! :grin:

Top Of The Pops!!!! :coool:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:57 pm

Got to be better than Brevilles. Good idea, but the crusts which protruded outside the clampy bit used to go soggy.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:09 pm

After using Cheese with a Breville it took at least an hour to clean the bastard!!!! banghead

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:16 pm

Cheese in Brevilles should not be allowed by law. Any offender should be punished by having to hand wash Peter Owens' smalls in Ken Bates' piss.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:17 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

After using Cheese with a Breville it took at least an hour to clean the bastard!!!! banghead

you do know it has to go between two slices of bread :laugh:

Mampi Swift · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:21 pm

Doesn't the cheese just run to the bottom of the bag with these things?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:22 pm

not if you lay the toaster on its side

Mampi Swift · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:27 pm

parmopooly wrote:

not if you lay the toaster on its side

How do you stop it going on the floor? Is there a JML toastie catcher?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:27 pm

I was told something funny at work the other day about one of our customers.

Their kitchen had a really minging smell which wouldn't go away, despite them scrubbing the place top to bottom, pouring bleach down the drains etc.

The one day one of them had some toast, and decided to empty the crumbs out of the bottom. When she pulled that tray thing out, there was a decaying toasted mouse corpse on it! She threw up immediately, which required some extra cleaning up.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37531

I hope it's not like the JML pen set, the one where they play darts with the fountain pen. The little one bought me a set in with my Xmas presents and I can assure you that you really can play darts with the fountain pen, ..... because it's no fookin use for writing with. :evil:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:40 pm

Mampi Swift wrote:

Doesn't the cheese just run to the bottom of the bag with these things?

No....that's why it's the best invention....ever!!!! :coool:

Mampi Swift · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:49 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Mampi Swift wrote:

Doesn't the cheese just run to the bottom of the bag with these things?

No....that's why it's the best invention....ever!!!! :coool:

Have you just been sat watching bid up TV since your lass went away then? :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:52 pm

No....I got them from Tescos the other week....£5 odd for 5....then I got told they sell them in th £ Shop in packs of 10!!!! :evil:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

is it better than the jml ironing board cover?

Or the mandle candle?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:09 am

is it better than this??

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:15 am

bet you cant make cheese and spaghetti toasties in them though

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

is it as good as ball in a cup?

Mexicos favourite toy for 340 years!

Catch the ball in the cup!

Take it out of the cup, then catch it in the cup again!

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:50 am

Yubep wrote:

is it as good as ball in a cup?

Mexicos favourite toy for 340 years!

Catch the ball in the cup!

Take it out of the cup, then catch it in the cup again!

I was thinking of the exact same thing

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

i've been playing it for hours

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

I bought some of them JML bags from Tesco's when they 1st came out and they are the dogs balls, the problem is that they say they can be used 100 times but mine only lasted about 20 times.

Poundland does their own version and they are as good as the JML ones, 4 for a quid is a right bargain.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:07 pm

Montpoolier wrote:

is it better than this??

who's gonna get one of them in their Xmas box now, then? :laugh:

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