Did anyone see the prelude to last night's premiershitfest game? Some opera-singing Geordie parading round the ground with a giant B&W flag, singing the Blaydon Races?
If that wasn't amusing enough; when he got to the end of the Barcode National Anthem, he paused for half a minute then in all seriousness started singing "Walking in a Shearer Wonderland". Fookin hilarious.

One of the worst singers I've ever heard - I couldn't even tell what words he was singing to "Blaydon Races", he was just shrieking.

And I have to say last night's game was one of the worst Premier League ( ) games I've ever seen in my life.

I've seen Sunday League teams show more fight, passion and desire than Newcastle United last night.

Isnt that how its normally sung

By all means, I know it's supposed to be passionate but that doesn't mean it can't be incomprehendible.

The passion from Blaydon Races certainly didn't reverbeate down to the players, did it, after Shearer opened the dressing room door to hear the crowd.

thick Geordie thick dopey stupid dimwitted rarf dense thick bas-tards.

The song, as it's sung in dialect, would be completely incomprehendible to a south like you.

The funniest part was Newcastle's performance.

The crowd tried but you can only whoop like a banshee and applaud so many shit misplaced lumps forward. They have a flairless one paced midfield consisting (Nicky Butt apart but even he is past his best) of Championship standard players. The strikers aren't the problem a midfield of Smith, Butt, and Guthrie is laughably bad for a so called big club. That long haired Argie is shocking as well, he tries but he is shite. They are about as creative as the person who decided the street names in Blackhall and Horden.

Newcastle United are gash, and I for one find it fooking hilarious. Come on West Brom, go on a run and take the other non entity also rans with them to the Championship. Now that is something my ribs would struggle to cope with.

I would wan-k in public if that happened. I'd hope I get to the vinegar strokes before the bobbies arrest me.

Oh the image!

The Media are DESPERATE for the horrible little tossers to stay up though, aren't they. Alan Shearer had a camera on him for the whole 90 minutes, Paul Hart got shown about 4 times.

Then on Sky Sports News earlier they did an article where they got a load of scruffy, incomprehensible, most probably drunk as it was post 2pm Geordies giving their reasons why they'll stay up. Everyone mentioned the crowds they get but neglected the fact they are a sh*t team.

I'll be a happy happy man should they get relegated. Sadly, I don't think it'll happen.

Ha'way man, come on.

Last night he could have sung that in the Queen's English and I still wouldn't have been able to understand him, that's how bad he was.

So now you have a problem with northerners?

Aswell as niggers, teens, pregnant teens and interacial couples?

is there anything you do like?

The boat race and strapping men called Timothy that feed him pimps and say what-ho

POK - future writer to the 'Daily Mail' letters page.

If it does you'll be getting a cartoon of it..... even if it doesn't you might.

No, that'll be the bloke who still believes NUFC can still stay up.

one of the worst and feeble jokes attempts I have heard.

Like the one my dad told me the other day.

The 7 dwarfs were working down the mine when it caved in snow white ran over and shouted "if anyone is ok say something" a voice from the rubble said "I think the boro and newcastle will stay up".

Snow white "thank christ Dopey is still allive"

I bet you sniggered inside really.

no

I'm full of ideas sometimes............ never any good ones, like.....but full of them all the same!!

He's using the n word on a messageboard now! POK, give it a rest or start posting on the Combat 18 board.

With every comment you just shock me more and more

That calls for a ban!