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Pierrepoint
 Post subject: Swine Flu
PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:03 pm 
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Are you worried about this.... :roll:




Although I hope some of those horrible pigs who attended the game in the guise of football supporters on Saturday get a severe dose of this!

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mouldy old dough
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No it will only hit the swines for Leeds and darlo.

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Lord Smythe
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Surely there must be some oinkment that can be applied bbolt

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Fensy
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I am just pig sick of hearing about it
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Poolie of Kent
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Don't worry it's snout to worry about!!! :grin: :laugh: rolfl clappp
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TforTurner
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Poolie of Kent wrote:
Don't worry it's snout to worry about!!! :grin: :laugh: rolfl clappp


Completely hamless i heard.
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Poolie of Kent
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You can tell that the season ends in 5 days. rolfl
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bresslaw
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Aaaaahhh TforTurner, please pm me !!

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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Swine Flu
PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:02 pm 
Pierrepoint wrote:
Are you worried about this.... :roll:




Although I hope some of those horrible pigs who attended the game in the guise of football supporters on Saturday get a severe dose of this!


rind yer neck in!
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Swine Flu
PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:11 pm 
Bit of a boar, if you ask me.
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garthwd
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I reckon this thread swill run and run
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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:18 pm 
We've made a right pig's ear of this thread. :roll: :roll:
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GroovyCrimes
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Crackling good topic

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Fensy
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gammon then there must be some more puns out there
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Dugoutpaddy
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
It's certainly got me SCRATCHING my head! sctatchinghead

Stop thread hogging, yer big grunt

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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:25 pm 
That last post certainly takes home the bacon.
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mouldy old dough
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This thread baconed for a response.

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Montpoolier
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Personally I find puns boaring.

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Yubep
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keep your snout out then

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misterb2001
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im pig sick of the ham fisted attempts of humour on this boar-d

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P.M.T.
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Yeh, it's getting boaring now
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GroovyCrimes
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Sow what !

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parmopooly
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you silly sausages

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mouldy old dough
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parmopooly wrote:
you silly sausages
Pork Sausage nice.
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Dugoutpaddy
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mouldy old dough wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
you silly sausages
Pork Sausage nice.
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Theres a few of them on here bbolt

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Sorry one of my rasher attempts

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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: Swine Flu
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we all pork a load of old rubbish from time to time

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Hawklord
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I've just been listening to:

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parmopooly
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ha!ha!I'm going to play Pigs of Uranus now!! Then Uncle Harry's Last Freakout!!

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Montpoolier
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Pigs eh? You gotta luv 'em, warts and all.

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Compo
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pass the pigs

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aptid
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Me and the missus got back from Cancun at the weekend and were met at the airport by the HPA mob, giving out contact numbers for who to call if you developed symptoms.

I woke up this morning feeling awful so I rang the number I was given, all I got was crackling on the line........................

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JimmyGiro
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The Mexican F.A. are allowing all the teams to play this weekend, but in empty stadiums as the fans are not allowed to show up due to the swine flu.

The Mexican players should call upon the darlo squad for some inside info regarding playing in that kind of isolated environment.
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unohoo
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I rang up the Swine Flu hotline this afternoon but all I could hear was crackling.
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Bluetooth
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someone in newcastle got it now.
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Typical Geordies, they had to be first ...... :roll:

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Spender
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:40 am 
The whole things just gone belly up. :grin:

They say the symptoms are tiredness, really bad BO and lethargy.

No wonder it went undetected in Mexico for years.
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threepintwonder
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rolfl rolfl rolfl clappp
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aptid
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I woke up this morning and I was covered in rashers.

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