What is your ideal job?

chessington · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:10 pm

Watching the Arsenal-Chelsea semi in my local last week, all the Kingstonian players and staff came in as they had just won promotion to the Ryman Premier which I think is 2 Divisons below the conference.

Anyhow, Martin Tyler (the sky commentator) came in being that he is the first team coach at Kingstonian.

It just made me think what a fantastic, well paid and stress free job he has (okay I know the premiership haters wont agree) ie. commentator at Prem games every weekend and day to day involvement with a non league club monday to friday.

I would love to be a kit man for a season, just to be involved day to day and to go to the away games with the team. (As long as I was still allowed to have a few pints before the game :laugh:

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Any others?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:13 pm

Being a football journalist/writer, where you could pick and choose your games.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:15 pm

working at the Billy Bear Sausage factory

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:16 pm

Being Pools manager......... having all of you lovely, friendly supporters who would be very polite and kind about my team selections (to my face) whilst calling me a damned bounder behind my back. :wink:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:18 pm

no different to how we go on about you normally then? :laugh:

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:21 pm

parmopooly wrote:

no different to how we go on about you normally then? :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37518

parmopooly wrote:

working at the Billy Bear Sausage factory

I've got a confession to make here :uhoh:

...when my daughter was little, she always wanted some when she saw it in the supermarket laid out .... so I told her they made it by putting bears heads through the bacon slicer, she went right off it ............ :uhoh:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:31 pm

I'm going to tell the bairn that when he's old enough!

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:46 pm

Photographing page 3 girls for a living would be tolerable

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:49 pm

Whatever my ideal job is it's certainly not football related, nor related to any sport.

But music related, now you're talking.

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:22 pm

anything where you start at 11am, finish at 12....and get a hour for lunch!!!!!

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:26 pm

The bloke who does this for a living at the local hospital has no intention of finishing just yet even though he's 84.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:26 pm

food critic for the fail,getting paid to eat takeaway

JimmyGiro · **Joined:** Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:02 pm **Posts:** 381

gigolo springs to mind.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:27 pm

Taster at the John Smiths Brewery would be tolerable!!!! :coool:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:52 pm

Male Model think its a tad to late now.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:28 pm

nah,yer'd still have to beat the women off with a stick marra

rolfl

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:29 pm

JimmyGiro wrote:

gigolo springs to mind.

nah - the only time I want to do it again is about three seconds before I finish the first time!!! :laugh:

What is your ideal job?

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