walked into a lamppost whilst sending a text?

very nearly crashed (or indeed crashed) your car looking at a woman in a short skirt?

Opened chest of drawers and pissed in them because you were drunk?

Drank cans of beer whilst being a substitute and then come on for someone a bit worse for wear?

I have

I remember as a kid coming home from Seaton with the mates when one of us got off the bus in Church Square. Obviously those of us still on the bus pulled faces and stuff and he started pulling them back - and in doing so walked ear-first into the bus stop. You can't buy scenes like that.

Tranmere away in the playoffs , all coaches waiting to park up , and some baldy tranmere fan swearing at all the coaches nd he walked straight into a lampost , i'll never forget it !

Thats what scousers deserve

Is the lamppost still there? You know what happens to things left lying about.

Sort of.

I was in Amsterdam, years ago, with an old girlfriend, and we were walking through Oude Kirke. I was looking at this prostitute in a window and I put my foot in a drain and did that comedy stumble thing without falling down.

The whoo-er nearly pissed herself. I went as red as Darlo's bank balance.

but they only plastic scousers. they from Birkenhead remember. I think they says its the posh part of liverpool

walked into a lamppost whilst sending a text? yes at barnet and mampi nearly wet himself at the egg on my head

very nearly crashed (or indeed crashed) your car looking at a woman in a short skirt? yes

Opened chest of drawers and pissed in them because you were drunk? not a chest of drawers but pissed in mampis closet all over his clothes when I was hammered about 16-17

Drank cans of beer whilst being a substitute and then come on for someone a bit worse for wear? No but frequently turned up for uni drunk after about 1 hours sleep

walked into a lamppost whilst sending a text?
No but as a 12 year old I thought I was dead clever dodging snowballs from older lads at school, when I walked into a lamppost, hit the deck, and was scrubbed.

very nearly crashed (or indeed crashed) your car looking at a woman in a short skirt?
Nearly crashed laods of times.

Opened chest of drawers and pissed in them because you were drunk?
Thankfully my dad heard me staggering about and stopped me. It's a good job really as it was in his bedroom!

Drank cans of beer whilst being a substitute and then come on for someone a bit worse for wear?
Me and my mates once took part in a charity 24 hour 5 a side tournament in Brierton sports hall after being in the Gem till 2am. We still had all our 'going out' clothes on, covered in beer and kebab juice etc. One of my mates managed to break his leg.

walked into a lamppost whilst sending a text?
No - always stop walking if sending a text.

very nearly crashed (or indeed crashed) your car looking at a woman in a short skirt?
Never crashed, but got close on (more than) a few occasions.

Opened chest of drawers and pissed in them because you were drunk?
Opened a wardrobe & pissed in there - fortunately it was in University halls of residence in Hull, and the wardrobe had a sink fitted inside.

Drank cans of beer whilst being a substitute and then come on for someone a bit worse for wear?
Been in a 5-a-side competition, and after being told our next game was in 3 hours, we spent 2hrs 55mins of that 3 hours in the pub. We got knocked out next round...