it will be three months since Cheltenham last won a game
Surely it can't happen to Pools yet again ?????
Please may Footballing God like sh-it like this not happen to us at Cheltenham
They can jolly well win the next week instead
Plus we must be due to finally put one over on Mad Dog Allen

i thought he told all the squad to find them selves another club if they could, ten points deduction coming

I share your anxiety Mr Parmo! I've been hoping Cheltenham would pick up a win for the last few weeks just to get it out of the way before we play them. But no.

Let's hope we get a point or 3 on Saturday. Let's face it, a win at this stage isn't going to do Cheltenham a lot of good anyway........ It's a long walk back to the station from the ground so I'm hoping to be in good spirits for that..............

Mr Mutley has a good story about a bicycle from Cheltenham, don't you Mr Mutley??

I think you should share it, don't you, readers??

Not that I can recall it hasn't

Hands up everyone that knows Mr Mutleys bicycle at Cheltenham story??

Did it have a dildo where the saddle should have been?

What's a dildo?

I am not at liberty to say....

it has a snickering hound where a kid should have been

Well I'd feel deprived if I didn't get to hear the story!

Sorry, I forgot you lived in France for many years - try dildeaux.

or try "godmichet", or "god" for short

An since French slang for dyke is "gouine" (gween), they have a joke don't they: "God save ze gween"

Which I suppose is pretty good for them.

I think its similar to a g.i.l.f!