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 Post subject: Proof that Prem players get paid too much
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:37 pm 
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"Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand and his fiancee Rebecca Ellison have arranged for a barn owl to swoop down the aisle and deliver their rings in a velvet pouch when they get married in August"

I MEAN WTF!!!
Have some of these people lost all sense of reality banghead banghead banghead


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 Post subject: Re: Proof that Prem players get paid too much
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:38 pm 
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If I was the barn owl I'd disappear with the rings and fence them.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:41 pm 
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I hope him and his wife never have kids, ever
They don't deserve them

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 Post subject: Re: Proof that Prem players get paid too much
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:48 pm 
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Oh My Good God !!!! Whatever happened to avin a paige boy carryin the rings on a little cushion ???? sctatchinghead


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:53 pm 
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refred violin clappp refyellow

They are both big TWITS TWOOS


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:10 pm 
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I hope it coughs a pellet of vole bones and fur into the bride's face.

And then shits over Ferdinand's suit.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:59 am 
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I've had that with a slice of bread and butter

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 Post subject: Re: Proof that Prem players get paid too much
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:01 pm 
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my half cousin had this done at her wedding was a peice of crap trying to make their wedding more "classy" (fur coat and no knickers spring to mind), easy gig for the bloke who owns the owl like

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 Post subject: Re: Proof that Prem players get paid too much
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if I was there I would let a mouse go just as the owl swooped in.
Let's see what the owl does then..............................

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 Post subject: Re: Proof that Prem players get paid too much
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:28 pm 
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parmopooly wrote:
if I was there I would let a mouse go just as the owl swooped in.
Let's see what the owl does then..............................


are you in the habit of carrying a mouse in your pocket like

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 Post subject: Re: Proof that Prem players get paid too much
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:32 pm 
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parmopooly wrote:
if I was there I would let a mouse go just as the owl swooped in.
Let's see what the owl does then..............................


are you in the habit of carrying a mouse in your pocket like


I remember a car park attendant at Belle Vue, Donny, who used to carry out his work with a ferrit in his pocket. I think it was safe to assume he stank.


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 Post subject: Re: Proof that Prem players get paid too much
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Abingdon_Poolie wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
if I was there I would let a mouse go just as the owl swooped in.
Let's see what the owl does then..............................


are you in the habit of carrying a mouse in your pocket like


I would make sure I had one for something like that!!!!

As it happens my dad used to take his mouse to school with him when he was a nipper!!!
He put it in the desk, and when a girl in the class opened it up to have a look, she apparently screamed and dropped the lid on the mouse and killed it.
My dad had to be sent home as he then tried to strangle the girl concerned.
He had a bit of a temper as well, like!!!

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