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 Post subject: dandruff
PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:18 pm 
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how can you be bald and have dandruff?? confised sctatchinghead sctatchinghead
Surely I've shaved the dandruff off along with the hair?

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 Post subject: Re: dandruff
PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:21 pm 
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because dandruff isn't to do with the hair - it's excessive shedding of dead skin from the scalp.

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 Post subject: Re: dandruff
PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:50 pm 
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I'll have to use the Bic then

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 Post subject: Re: dandruff
PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:01 pm 
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parmopooly wrote:
I'll have to use the Bic then
Sounds like a hoover would be more appropriate :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: dandruff
PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:58 pm 
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but I might vaccuum out my miniscule brain

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 Post subject: Re: dandruff
PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:05 pm 
Try a wig?


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 Post subject: Re: dandruff
PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:57 pm 
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buy Simple light moisturiser - does the job

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 Post subject: Re: dandruff
PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:57 pm 
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who about some mr sheen

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 Post subject: Re: dandruff
PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:22 pm 
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I'll have to use the Bic then


Do you plan to draw some hair on like?

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 Post subject: Re: dandruff
PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:19 am 
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Ketopine shampoo will solve your problem forever.

You may well have sebhorraic dermatitis, which is what I get. Basically causes your skin to fall off your face and scalp, and causes rashes and blemishes etc.

Ketopine shampoo is the only thing that works on your scalp, none of the other anti dandruff things do.

For other body parts you need prescription creams.

I was prescribed some cream and some ketopine shampoo, but you can buy the shampoo from Boots. Its pricey mind, about £8 a bottle.

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 Post subject: Re: dandruff
PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:28 am 
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Grabec wrote:
Try a wig?



Make sure collar and cuffs match though.


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