Clarkson in "un-pc" shock

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

Now its Clarkson's turn he's actually had the audacity to call the PrimeMiinster

A one eyed scottish idiot... All over radio five now discussing it!!

This countries gone mad...

Discuss

WestParkPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:47 pm

He's just stating the facts. He is Scottish, he has only the use of one eye, and he is an idiot.

RodneyTrotter · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:49 pm

he would make a great pm would jezza

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

but they're baying for his blood some of the daft chunts are even asking for his resignation...

Its unbelievable... The BBC have finally lost it ...

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:49 pm

WestParkPoolie wrote:

He's just stating the facts. He is Scottish, he has only the use of one eye, and he is an idiot.

EXACTLY!! Nothing un-pc about it. The usual media nonsense - looking for a story when there isnt one

RodneyTrotter · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:57 pm

The bbc are pricks that's why Ive not payed for a tv licence in 2 years.

NO contact means no prosecution just ignore the clowns.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:08 pm

RodneyTrotter wrote:

The bbc are pricks that's why Ive not payed for a tv licence in 2 years.

NO contact means no prosecution just ignore the clowns.

RODNEY, YOU DIPSTICK

(You aren't really , just wanted to say it) :grin:

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:31 pm

I only have a very very small corsa... :grin:

....

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

Citroen C3 for me.. :grin:

Has ADG still got his smart car??? That's small and slow !

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:36 pm

I'm applying to the NHS for a carry-on extension. Just for "locker-room" cred

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:36 pm

Reminds me of that HIGNFY episode when one of the panel said,
"Really? I didn't know he had a glass eye,"
and Merton replied, "I thought he had two."

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:38 pm

he's a transsexual?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:42 pm

got it!!
Ripper's a trainspotter!!!

HUFCWop · **Joined:** Tue May 22, 2007 7:30 am **Posts:** 373

chip fireball wrote:

am i the only one that finds clarkson a moronic, tedious , self obsessed, tw@t of the highest order ?

blokes with fast cars have small cocks.....FACT.

I guess we'll have to take you word on that, feel free to carry on with your research...

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:45 pm

chip fireball wrote:

blokes with fast cars have small cocks.....FACT.

That's not fair! I've got a slow car and a small cock. :uhoh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:45 pm

me too. There must be some lucky bastards about

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:55 pm

My Lamborghini has a special cut-out in the seat.

Basil Fawlty · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:57 pm

[quote="chip fireball"]am i the only one that finds clarkson a moronic, tedious , self obsessed, tw@t of the highest order ? quote]

No.

SuperGordonWatson · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:00 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

blokes with fast cars have small cocks.....FACT.

That's not fair! I've got a slow car and a small cock. :uhoh:

My dear chap use a strap on like me, I keep it in the glove box of my BMW M3 :roll:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:01 pm

SuperGordonWatson wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

blokes with fast cars have small cocks.....FACT.

That's not fair! I've got a slow car and a small cock. :uhoh:

My dear chap use a strap on like me, I keep it in the glove box of my BMW M3 :roll:

You're a poet!

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:26 pm

Richard Head wrote:

My Lamborghini has a special cut-out in the seat.

You know that's just so that you can get your feet in :roll:

PoolieBarnes · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:26 pm

Disappointingly . . . . . . .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7873624.stm

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:35 pm

You forgot extremely rich.....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:04 pm

I honestly didn't know he was blind in one eye....the half blind Scottish tvvat!!!! confised

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:04 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

You forgot extremely rich.....

...and with many fast cars....

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:05 pm

Does that mean that he has loads of tiny cocks?

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:11 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

Does that mean that he has loads of tiny cocks?

Maybe. Who knows

HUFCWop · **Joined:** Tue May 22, 2007 7:30 am **Posts:** 373

chip fireball wrote:

HUFCWop wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

am i the only one that finds clarkson a moronic, tedious , self obsessed, tw@t of the highest order ?

blokes with fast cars have small cocks.....FACT.

I guess we'll have to take you word on that, feel free to carry on with your research...

[ ] wop doesnt drive
[x] wop has a sports car

I drive and have a small car and cock if its any help to you chip.

Making statements that people with fast cars have small cocks is for people who wish they had both in my opinion. Stating it's fact suggests you've had a good look at a number of men with fast cars.

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

so if i have a bus with a top speed of 56mph i must have some tackle
so i'm not fat i've just got a big cock hid up my jumper :wink:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

I like Jezza.

bobby lemonade · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:49 pm

ive got no car and a big cock. does this help the research?

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:51 pm

These " Cyclops " jokes ain't funny..

NeverSayDie · **Joined:** Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:58 pm **Posts:** 84

chip fireball wrote:

am i the only one that finds clarkson a moronic, tedious , self obsessed, tw@t of the highest order ?

blokes with fast cars have small cocks.....FACT.

Were do you get your FACTS from??

I have a very fast car a gorgeous wife, nice house, and a BIG BIG cock :roll:

Were as you have fook all to look forward to barr the poolie bunker :laugh:

You sad jealous mindless little cretin :grin:

Now get on your bike son and fookoff rolfl

HUFCWop · **Joined:** Tue May 22, 2007 7:30 am **Posts:** 373

chip fireball wrote:

HUFCWop wrote:

I drive and have a small car and cock if its any help to you chip.

Making statements that people with fast cars have small cocks is for people who wish they had both in my opinion. Stating it's fact suggests you've had a good look at a number of men with fast cars.

god, i bet its a barrell of laughs round your gaff. :wink:

Come round and see, i'll even show you my car

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:49 am

HUFCWop wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

HUFCWop wrote:

I drive and have a small car and cock if its any help to you chip.

Making statements that people with fast cars have small cocks is for people who wish they had both in my opinion. Stating it's fact suggests you've had a good look at a number of men with fast cars.

god, i bet its a barrell of laughs round your gaff. :wink:

Come round and see, i'll even show you my car

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:38 am

[quote="WestParkPoolie"]He's just stating the facts. He is Scottish, he has only the use of one eye, and he is an idiot.[/quote]

Now that I can agree on! clappp

His idiotic VAT cut has now been attacked by leaders in France and Germany - attacking, the policy not us!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

Are they really serious about this shite? Now they're calling Clarkson a racist because he referred to Brown being Scottish!!!

Political correctness, It gets dafter by the day and I refuse to fuck ing to pander to it.

http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/anna-smith/

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:31 pm

NeverSayDie wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

am i the only one that finds clarkson a moronic, tedious , self obsessed, tw@t of the highest order ?

blokes with fast cars have small cocks.....FACT.

Were do you get your FACTS from??

I have a very fast car a gorgeous wife, nice house, and a BIG BIG cock :roll:

Were as you have fook all to look forward to barr the poolie bunker :laugh:

You sad jealous mindless little cretin :grin:

Now get on your bike son and fookoff rolfl

Even though we're only a week in, the winner of the February over-reaction of the month ward goes to........

bobby lemonade · **Posted:** Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:40 pm

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:13 pm

I like Clarkson. His entire comedy style is based on him saying shocking things. Besides, he apologised for the personal slight but stuck firm on his belierf that he's an idiot. Fair enough, that's political, not personal.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:11 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

WestParkPoolie wrote:

He's just stating the facts. He is Scottish, he has only the use of one eye, and he is an idiot.[/quote]

Now that I can agree on! clappp

His idiotic VAT cut has now been attacked by leaders in France and Germany - attacking, the policy not us!

How the fook the French can attack anyone on economic policy is beyond me, their economy has been fooked for an age

Bone idle, strike happy, Iraq loving bunch of bounders

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

The daft garlic chewing, horse eating, snail chewing, wine swilling, weather protesting, croissant eating, neighbour shagging, Agincourt losing frogs gets!!!

HUFCWop · **Joined:** Tue May 22, 2007 7:30 am **Posts:** 373

chip fireball wrote:

think i may have touched a raw nerve. :wink:

Is touching allowed in your field of research?

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:35 pm

chip fireball wrote:

loved the quote from gordon banks about the one eyed comment. marvellously ironic.

clarkson isnt really in a position to comment on peoples appearance tho is he ? an ugly, badly dressed, tory, cock. as i think ive already pointed out.

But this Gordon Banks still has 2 working eyes.

http://www.gordonbanksmp.co.uk/

Well, with the use of glasses.

bbolt

born toulouse · **Posted:** Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:37 pm

Garlic is nice, horses deserve to be eaten, snails are alright if you cook them with plenty of garlic, wine is good, croissants are tastier than toast (depending on jam choice obviously),and neighbour shagging could be good or bad depending on your neighbours and own domestic arrangements. Agincourt was a while back and half the English army were French, Belgian and Dutch mercenaries.

You clearly love the French really Mr I, you haven't mentioned anything bad at all. You're not just trying to copy Jeremy the Tory boy are you?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

My comments were very tongue in cheek. I love the place.

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