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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:57 pm 
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Undoubtedly the worst first post I've ever seen.

So welcome to the board.

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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:46 pm 
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Oh I don't know. The pink lycra is a bonus!


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:16 pm 
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Millhouse Marketing wrote:
Morning Poolies. Tomorrow we will be showing Highlights from last weeks Dancing on Ice before the big game.

As usual we will have the usual array of sexy Beautys serving the drinks, as well as some girls. Tomorrows free giveaway will be Double Bacardi and cokes to every one wearing lycra and sequins to blend in with the theme of the day. Dancing on Ice.

Nobby has agreed to wear a little pink lycra number, and is offering to show everyone a few moves if there is enough ice in the car park. Drinks are priced at the usual £1.00 a pint, as long as you have your membership cards.

The karoke still hasnt been fixed, so the music will the usual piped in music from ASDA.

Get there early to avoid disappointment. Nobby will be on the ice at 2pm.


you forgot the important bit
Salsa dancers convention is now in the lounge
and a brand new bizz on sale hopefully :coool:

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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:11 pm 
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Oooh can hardly wait now!!

7 of us coming by car, hopefully be there nice and early in time for a tipple or two

Don't post much on our board now as most of them are wankers :grin:

I've got facebook though, send me a request and I migth even accept it rolf


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:17 pm 
Kiansmom wrote:
Oooh can hardly wait now!!

7 of us coming by car, hopefully be there nice and early in time for a tipple or two

Don't post much on our board now as most of them are wankers :grin:

I've got facebook though, send me a request and I migth even accept it rolf
you don't post much on here,so what does that say about some of them on here :shock: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:19 pm 
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threepintwonder wrote:
Kiansmom wrote:
Oooh can hardly wait now!!

7 of us coming by car, hopefully be there nice and early in time for a tipple or two

Don't post much on our board now as most of them are wankers :grin:

I've got facebook though, send me a request and I migth even accept it rolf
you don't post much on here,so what does that say about some of them on here :shock: :laugh:



You can draw you won conclusions from that :wink:

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http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=ho ... ef=profile


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:21 pm 
Kiansmom wrote:
Oooh can hardly wait now!!

7 of us coming by car, hopefully be there nice and early in time for a tipple or two

Don't post much on our board now as most of them are wankers :grin:

I've got facebook though, send me a request and I migth even accept it rolf



on the look-out for husband no.7 then...?!


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
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rumbled aint I? rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
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Lounge Lizard wrote:
Kiansmom wrote:
Oooh can hardly wait now!!

7 of us coming by car, hopefully be there nice and early in time for a tipple or two

Don't post much on our board now as most of them are wankers :grin:

I've got facebook though, send me a request and I migth even accept it rolf


Whatever you do dont talk to NOBBY. He WILL marry you. He is the bald one behind the bar. A NUTTER.


Thanks for the warning :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:10 pm 
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what type of ring do you like?

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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
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parmopooly wrote:
what type of ring do you like?



oh god I so want to put something here, but I'm too much of a lady!! :uhoh:


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
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Kiansmom wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
what type of ring do you like?



oh god I so want to put something here, but I'm too much of a lady!! :uhoh:


cock ring?


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
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Glow in the dark cock ring?

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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
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Mr Ripper wrote:
Glow in the dark cock ring?


They don't half burn your arse. :uhoh:


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Glow in the dark cock ring?


They don't half burn your arse. :uhoh:


They certainly don't. :shock:

Although they might burn yours lover boy. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
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I got mine from Sellafield. :uhoh:


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:00 pm 
I'm at work tomorrow but will be in the New Mill House at about 5.15pm!!!! :coool: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:06 pm 
Millhouse Marketing wrote:
Just been talking to the manager, and he has now put an order in for a supply of cock rings. I think you will receive one with every drink order over £10.00.

MutleyRules wrote:
I'm at work tomorrow but will be in the New Mill House at about 5.15pm!!!! :coool: :grin:
sctatchinghead does that mean you want one saving then? :laugh: rolfl :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
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Millhouse Marketing wrote:
Just been talking to the manager, and he has now put an order in for a supply of cock rings. I think you will receive one with every drink order over £10.00.



round for 7 I should mean I get one, don't disappoint me!


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:40 am 
MutleyRules wrote:
I'm at work tomorrow but will be in the New Mill House at about 5.15pm!!!! :coool: :grin:


I'm not at work now and I won't be at the Mill House either!!!! confised banghead

I've had the shits all week and they seem to be getting worse so I'm off to the Docs in a minute!!!! banghead banghead :evil:


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MutleyRules wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
I'm at work tomorrow but will be in the New Mill House at about 5.15pm!!!! :coool: :grin:


I'm not at work now and I won't be at the Mill House either!!!! confised banghead

I've had the shits all week and they seem to be getting worse so I'm off to the Docs in a minute!!!! banghead banghead :evil:


Want to borrow one of my butt plugs?
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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
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MutleyRules wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
I'm at work tomorrow but will be in the New Mill House at about 5.15pm!!!! :coool: :grin:


I'm not at work now and I won't be at the Mill House either!!!! confised banghead

I've had the shits all week and they seem to be getting worse so I'm off to the Docs in a minute!!!! banghead banghead :evil:


A Doctor available on a Saturday! :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:18 pm 
MutleyRules wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
I'm at work tomorrow but will be in the New Mill House at about 5.15pm!!!! :coool: :grin:


I'm not at work now and I won't be at the Mill House either!!!! confised banghead

I've had the shits all week and they seem to be getting worse so I'm off to the Docs in a minute!!!! banghead banghead :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:20 pm 
Fanny.


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:31 pm 
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A Doctor available on a Saturday! :shock:


Yep....emergency appointment!!!! :grin:

Got some tablets and gave him a sample!!!! :uhoh: :grin:

In and out in 10 minutes....just like the contents of my arse!!!! confised :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:05 pm 
Yeww....... :uhoh:


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 Post subject: Re: Millhouse Pub Saturday v Walsall
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a big thank you for the welcome for me and my mates, always good to share a drink and a bit of banter with real fans and not be treated like criminals. I'm just scouring the board looking for a thank you thread for the 2 goals we gave you!!! banghead


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