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Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: After being added on Rune Lange's Facebook page...
PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:16 am 
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...I received a message from a very nice woman from Belgium, Tanja Devos, an FC Bruges fan who said:

Dear Sam, I can tell you one thing: we, that is FC Bruges, enjoyed Rune Lange very much. He was an extremely popular player with the Bruges fans. In what position is Hartlepool now?
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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:27 am 
Answer the lady PoK.
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Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: Re: After being added on Rune Lange's Facebook page...
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Don't worry. I have. :grin: :wink:
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katcha
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is she fit?

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Poolie of Kent
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Quite youngish looking, yeah. :grin:
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JohnnyMars
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Fill your boots PoK lad taz
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Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: Re: After being added on Rune Lange's Facebook page...
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She might want to come over here for the Milton Keynes game. :wink: :laugh:
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Get her bucked, then. :razz:


If you don't mind sloppy seconds after Rune, that is....

She's already "enjoyed" him.

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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: After being added on Rune Lange's Facebook page...
PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:28 pm 
Poolie of Kent wrote:
Quite youngish looking, yeah. :grin:



Give her a Ken Dodd

Woman love that
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Obafemi Obsession
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sctatchinghead
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Cornelius Atweasle
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And a Dutch Oven! :wink:
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Poolie of Kent
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misterb2001
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an Angry Pirate is better than a ken dodd. Give her one of those

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Poolie of Kent
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you have never heard of an angry pirate?
Imagine a female giving you oral pleasure, then right at the last minute, pull it out and spuff in her eye, while she is squinting kick her leg really hard.

Someone hopping around with one eye closed shouting 'argh'= an angry pirate.

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Poolie of Kent
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That's disgusting, but...

rolfl rolfl rolfl
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Mr Irrelevant
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Do you know about the rodeo position pok?

It's when you're having a passionate moment with your lass and you call her by her sisters name.
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katcha
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Poolie of Kent wrote:
That's disgusting, but...

rolfl rolfl rolfl



naivety of youth!

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TalbotAvenger wrote:
Poolie of Kent wrote:
Quite youngish looking, yeah. :grin:



Give her a Ken Dodd

Woman love that


What you mean a tatty furlarhious
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bluemonkey
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Well PoK, I have just had a look at the said lady on facebook and must admit she looks hot, if you get the chance to try it out change her massage oil for deep heat for the ride of your life.

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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: After being added on Rune Lange's Facebook page...
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
misterb2001 wrote:
you have never heard of an angry pirate?
Imagine a female giving you oral pleasure, then right at the last minute, pull it out and spuff in her eye, while she is squinting kick her leg really hard.

Someone hopping around with one eye closed shouting 'argh'= an angry pirate.


clappp clappp

And Ken Dodd?



Drop your yop into the wifes hair whilst she is akip

Next morning.....
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thornleypoolie
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Check her friends on facebook out, third one down would be ideal for the thread on here about best footballers names.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id= ... 1169228060

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Mr Irrelevant
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In honour of this tidy tottie, I've changed the description of the forum. Mrs Harrison has been sacked.
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
misterb2001 wrote:
you have never heard of an angry pirate?
Imagine a female giving you oral pleasure, then right at the last minute, pull it out and spuff in her eye, while she is squinting kick her leg really hard.

Someone hopping around with one eye closed shouting 'argh'= an angry pirate.


clappp clappp

And Ken Dodd?


The 'art' of spunking in your partners hair whilst she sleeps, and waking up in the morning with hair รก la Ken Dodd.
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: After being added on Rune Lange's Facebook page...
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:19 am 
Our lass cums on my head and calls me 'Ooh Ooh...Yes Baby....I just fancy a bit of Toast'!!!! confised confised confised


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