He is the less famous brother of Jessica Lange the hollywood knob throb.
His name is an anagram of Gunner Ale which he drinks every day.
His glass legs were once stolen from the changing room and he was forced to sit on the bench
until eventually coming on as a sub in the 89th minute to waste some time.
His father is a Viking God and his mother a new age hippy which is how he got the name Rune.
A gypsy once foretold him of a journey to the land of the monkeymen.
His boots are made of wood.
As a child he always new he was special which is why he went to special school.
He hopes one day to win dancing on ice in Norway where it is called walking to work.