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GroovyCrimes
 Post subject: Bloody Librarians
PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:45 pm 
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I went to the library yesterday & asked for a book on suicide
The librarian said "Feck off you wont bring it back"

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mouldy old dough
 Post subject: Re: Bloody Librarians
PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:43 pm 
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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Bloody Librarians
PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:57 pm 
Shush!
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Bloody Librarians
PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:35 am 
I went into the Central Library yesterday and placed bottoms of trouser legs on a selection of books!!!! :coool: :coool:

The Librarian said....'What's that'???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

I said....'It's a Turn-Up for the Books'!!!! :grin:

Coat please....yeah the Sheepskin!!!! confised


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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: Bloody Librarians
PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:55 am 
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when I went in I put a swede on them, and said the same thing...................

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Cornelius Atweasle
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:24 pm 
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I asked for a book about the Bahamas....

They didn't have one. :evil:
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Reefmonkey
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:39 pm 
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This guy went into his local library and asked if you they had any old Shakespeare voulumes to lend out ?

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They said no

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Montpoolier
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:12 pm 
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I went to the bookmakers and asked for a custom edition of War and Peace to give as a present. He said don't be daft man its not a bookmaker you want it's a bookkeeper.

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Cornelius Atweasle
 Post subject: Re: Bloody Librarians
PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:20 pm 
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Yesterday I bought a tired and failing newspaper, The Hartlepool Mail.
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Reefmonkey
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:23 pm 
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Librarians do it quietly

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Cornelius Atweasle
 Post subject: Re: Bloody Librarians
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Reefmonkey wrote:
Librarians do it quietly


They don't. Have you heard how noisy them buggers are? Standards are slacking in today's Library Service.
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