Bloody Librarians

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:45 pm

I went to the library yesterday & asked for a book on suicide
The librarian said "Feck off you wont bring it back"

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:43 pm

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:57 pm

Shush!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:35 am

I went into the Central Library yesterday and placed bottoms of trouser legs on a selection of books!!!! :coool:

The Librarian said....'What's that'????

I said....'It's a Turn-Up for the Books'!!!! :grin:

Coat please....yeah the Sheepskin!!!! confised

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:55 am

when I went in I put a swede on them, and said the same thing...................

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:24 pm

I asked for a book about the Bahamas....

They didn't have one. :evil:

Reefmonkey · **Joined:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:01 pm **Posts:** 755

This guy went into his local library and asked if you they had any old Shakespeare voulumes to lend out ?

They said no

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:12 pm

I went to the bookmakers and asked for a custom edition of War and Peace to give as a present. He said don't be daft man its not a bookmaker you want it's a bookkeeper.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:20 pm

Yesterday I bought a tired and failing newspaper, The Hartlepool Mail.

Reefmonkey · **Joined:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:01 pm **Posts:** 755

Librarians do it quietly

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:25 pm

Reefmonkey wrote:

Librarians do it quietly

They don't. Have you heard how noisy them buggers are? Standards are slacking in today's Library Service.

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