after reading Parmo's hot leg comment....



was at a radiohead gig and they were about to come on and I was busting for a piss, couldn't be arsed with the chew of getting to the bogs so I pissed in my empty pint pot. I either missed a bit or sprayed all over the lass in front.....

she turned round and said 'did you just piss on me'

to which I said - nooooooooooooooo

then I just pushed past towards the front leaving my piss cup behind.

















































































*whenever I've retold this story in the past I've always just said some mentalist bird accused me of pissing on her and denied any accusation that I actually did piss on her however accidentally.

I'm bad me aren't I?!

Pissing on girls is fun.

I wonder what they say when a plastic coke bottle full of piss (without the lid on) gets hoyed over from the back towards the stage (as it always does)

I did that once too Mr.Pee at leeds festival...........