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 Post subject: Fookin Hell I'm Rich...
PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:17 am 
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FROM THE DESK OF UNESCO OFFICE
49 PINTER HOUSE GRANTHAM ROAD
SW9 9DX UNITED KINGDOM
HEADING :{AWARD RESULT 2008}



From Unesco corporate headquaters in Association with Readers Digest
We happily announce to you that you have won award of $750,000,00 at
the China Payment Center.



Ticket Number: 90-88-44-32-23-1P
Serial Number: 77-Q11
Batch Number: UK/ITT/030/011C
Reference Number: KW/0071/PI/DQW
Drew Date: 10th July 2008



Your email address name attached to a ticket number: 90-88-44-32-23-1P
with the serial number: 77-Q11 drew the lucky number: 34-55-21-69-09
which consequently won the draw in the 2nd category. Your email address
was among the (10) email addresses chosen to receive grand prize of
US$750,000.00 each in this section.Therefore you must contact your
Claim Agent


NAME:SAMUEL MOORE
Email:smagentmoore@gmail.com
Email:sagentmoore@aol.com
TELL: 0086,1314372249
Address:12th Husuang Lane,Oppt Nan Metro
Station,Beijing China


He will need to confirm everything we have on file to ensure that,
there will be no set backs upon the release of these funds to you.
I want you to know that verification and confirmation of all of your
payment documents have been sent to our affiliate company, The
International Lottery Board of Commissions from our processing
office. Also, be rest assured that your winning will be sent to
you as{ ATM Card or Bank Transfer} which can be used in any Atm
machine worldwide.This will be issued from our paying bank in China.


Your won prize cannot be deducted, simply because this is a
promotional award, until prize is released to you due to strict
insurance policy. After you have received your money, we expect you
to use some of the money to spread Internet knowledge within your
locality and remember to support our next promotion. We have five
clearance offices zoned continentally AUSTRALIA,CHINA, USA,LONDON &
FRANCE, clearance zones are picked randomly by computer, each
winning number falls within any of the clearance zones,it is the
duty of the approved zonal clearance officer to handle all clearance
process to make sure bank releases won prize in time.



Your prize number falls within Asia region clearance office in
Beijing,China .In view of this, your prize will be released from
China,your money has been deposited in bank with insurance coverage.
Your clearance agent will facilitate payment process immediately you
contact him.


Contact with your information below:


Full Name:
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Age:
Occupation:
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City/Country:
Nationality:
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 Post subject: Re: Fookin Hell I'm Rich...
PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:45 am 
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Just get Kev to pick it up for you.


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 Post subject: Re: Fookin Hell I'm Rich...
PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:57 pm 
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anyone ever read yes man by danny wallace (now a film), he actually sent a reply saying oh dont worry about all details i will come and pic it up, he went over to address in i think finland or something and it turned out to be a supermarket.

i recommend all wallaces books well funny

are you dave gorman? (him and his mate has to find 54 dave gormans)
join me (were he creates a cult)
yes man
friends like these (were he trying to get all his school mate back together)

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 Post subject: Re: Fookin Hell I'm Rich...
PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:20 pm 
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I've even got s ome more dosh now....

Dear Friend,

I am Mr. Stephen Tan, Investment Director on Foreign Investments Department of Agricultural Bank Of China. I am writing following an opportunity in my office that will be of immense benefit to both of us. On January 11th 2000, a German estate tycoon. Late Mr. Andreas Schranner deposited $10,000,000 (Ten Million United States Dollars) under our portfolio management department for a period of Two (2)Years, and the deposit matured on the 18th of February 2002 with about 35% growth which amounted to a total of $15,520,000 (Fifteen Million, Five Hundred and Twenty Thousand United States Dollars).

Upon maturity, a routine notification was sent to his forwarding address all to no avail and Several attempts were made to contact him but without responses.

After a month, another reminder was sent to him from my desk and evidently I discovered from his contract employers that Mr. Andreas Schranner died in the plane crash of Air France Concorde flight 4590 which crashed on July 25th 2000.

On further indebt investigation, I discovered that he died with his wife and entire family, as all efforts to trace members of his neither family nor relatives proved futile.

You shall read more about the crash on visiting this site.
(Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm)


Mr. Andreas Schranner has long passed away and since his death none of his next-of-kin or relations has come forward to lay claims for this money as the heir. He died without identifying with anybody about these funds, which has since matured and the roll-over on the funds also expired.

This sum of $15,520,000 (Fifteen Million, Five Hundred and Twenty Thousand United States Dollars ) is still in my possession in my Bank lifeless and unnoticed because there will never be a claim on the funds. All material, immaterial documents and certificates relating to the funds is also in my possession.

Against this backdrop, I am proposing to you to stand in as the next of kin to Late Mr. Andreas Schranner. The Chinese Government banking law and guidelines here stipulates that at the expiration of eight (8) years such funds will be transferred into banking treasury as unclaimed funds.

The money will be approved into your account and subsequently, we shall share in the ratio: 60% for us and 40% for you as gratification for assistance rendered. I will visit your country for the Disbursement, according to the percentages indicated above once this money gets into your account.

I humbly crave your indulgence in portraying sincerity towards this matter, as trust stands to be our watchword in this transaction. Our assurance is that your role is risk free to accord this transaction the legality it deserves as with all modalities put in place we are certain in actualizing a hitch free transfer of the funds without any impediments.

My position with my bank already guarantees the swift execution of this project. We will discuss much in details when I do receive your response.

Kindly signify your willingness to assist by sending me an email for further Procedures relating to this transaction.


Kind regards,
Mr. Stephen Tan
sstephentan@aol.com



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