As the US election bollox was on the news. our lass was soaking it all up as we ignored it...
Her...."So he's the first black President"

Son ... "He's not black"

Her .... " I think you'll find he is"

Son .... "He's mixed race, black father from Kenya and white mother"

Her .... "Just like you, you've got a white mother"

I don't feel Kenyan.....

Perhaps she didn't mean you.....

i think a phone call to Jeremy (or is that Kevin, I always get them 2 mixed up) Kyle will iron this out

.... but that son's Chinese...

Serves you right for spending all that time at sea...

That's where I met the wife, she was the figurehead .... aboard the good ship Venus. Which reminds me......... of a poem....

We are the boys of the naval reserve,
aboard the good ship Venus,
the figurehead was a woman in bed,
and the mast was the captains......
















...pride and joy

I met my wife in a strip club and had to ask her who the fook was looking after the kids!!

Surely a marriage must be mixed otherwise its a civil partnership.