This Government never ceases to amaze me even though I know how thick they are.

This morning some stupid cabinet bint was on telly preaching about rubbish tax, taxing us for how much we put in the bin. Her theory was that we had to be financially penalised in order to teach us not to produce too much rubbish. Listen up stupid Labourcunt, I don't produce rubbish I'm merely the middle man. If you wanna teach people not to produce rubbish tax the fukking shops like Tesco and Comet. Spactards.

Then I'm reading about how some other stupid Labourcunt wants to encourage more men into the childcare profession, and they want to use our money as a financial incentive to make up for it being a low paid job. Their reasoning? It would give a male role model to kids from single parent families. Spactards. I've got a better idea for the fukkers, kills two birds with one stone aswell, saving money AND raising money at the same time. If a male role model is so important to a kid (which I believe it is) that male role model is intended by nature to be the little bastad's dad. If financial incentive is needed then reduce the benefits of scrounging single parents who don't work and have an income tax supplement of about 5% on single parents who do work. That might encourage the animals to think before they fukk.

And then to top it all off the news tonight says that the stupid Labourcunts are now sanctioning the payment of bonuses of 10% to all Northern Rock staff as a big well done for spaffing all of our money up the wall and helping to kick start a recession. Not only that they are using our taxes to pay these useless bastads bonuses and at the same time refusing to pay owt to the shareholders whose shares they nicked when they nationalised the fukkers saying that it was worth nowt cos it was rubbish- if it's rubbish then don't pay the bastads bonuses. Spactard Government bastads.

Gordon Brown really is a fukking moron, spunking all of our money up any wall and lamppost he sets his eye on in the good old fashioned "let's fukk the country up by spending money on shite for the fukk of it" Labour party attitude.

Fukkingcuntychopped pack of inbred spactard Labour bastads.

I refer you to POKs post where he stated that they were doing a good job.

He'll change his mind when they work out a way of taxing his fukking pocket money.

My favourite rant ever!

makes me laugh when we're told that the governemnt are doing such a great job of rescuing the country in times of financial crisis.

er, didn't the daft damned bounders get us into it in the first place.

its bit like me stabbing our lass then driving her to hospital and expecting a medal and freedom of the borough.

Absolutely!!
Top rant . . . . even better than Keegan's 'love it' rant!
and spot on to boot.

We are 'governed' by people who have never done a real days work in their lives....born, school, uni, research assitant, politician ... it's a joke.

. . . with no grip on reality in the slightest.

i reckon the VAT reduction showed how detatched from reality they really are...

I do like your scatter gun approach to the NR situation

All of the staff were responsible?
The counter staff, the cleaners, the IT staff, the kitchen staff, etc etc etc?
And the share holders can get fooked, if you buy shares, you know the fooking risks involved
I didn't see the shareholders crying when then shares were £14.00 or whatever they reached
Other then that, a top rant!

PS

David Cameron is Tony Blair

But its not them thats getting the big bonuses.

I've had my share of rants on here over business rates - all it's done is deter me from ever attempting to run my own business in this country ever again. Rule Britannia, eh?

oh yeah, top rant Ripper!!! If any cu-nt tried to knock on my door for rubbish fines, I'd stab the f-ucker in the face.

Exactly.

It's thetwatfaced bastads at the top end getting thousands for fukking up that are the problem.

They should be going to jail instead of going on a fancy sunny fukking holiday.

but at least we have the consolation of knowing that they don't get eaten by a better class of worm when they're brown bread

Rippers post didn't say that though, did it?

How come the bin men don't get fined for spreading rubbish all over the streets?

you must admit it's brilliant,they are going to empty your bin fortnightly instead of weekly but charge you the same money,so now your bin is twice as heavy so they are going to fine you for the extra weight,brilliant in it's simplicity,robbing bastads

I'd never have guessed!

I like how they are going to get 2million unemployed people jobs now that the country is fecked, especially the long term unemployed, when they couldn't get 1 million off their arses during 10 years of economic boom

I reckon Mr Rippers rant would form a good manifesto for the imminent general election.

Let's form the Bunker Party and see if we can get him elected.

Sounds the most credible option to me so far.

Aren't shares just rich peoples gambling though, they do warn you that shares can go down in value as well as up, and like gambling you shouldn't 'invest' money that you cannot afford to lose.

Do you not think PoK's got his heart set on being a politician??? He's already talking enough schite for him to pass t he entrance exam...

Imagine you could go into the bookies and say "I've got this fiver, so with it put me a £100 bet on black beauty in the 3:30 at Kempton. If it wins you pay me, if it loses I'll owe you the difference.

Thats the way the futures market works - ala Barings Bank.

Aye but there's no credible alternative. After all, when you get used to the taste of shit, it doesn't taste that bad.

I see the Police are calling a 5% detection rate on drink driving over Christmas a 'massive success.'

It cost 1.6 million snodgers ((c)Mutley).

So if a 95% failure rate and the waste of 1.52 million quid is a success, can everyone go to work for about two and a half hours a week and get the same cash??

Might I suggest you all take to the streets and burn the bastads ((cADG) out??

Burn ADG out?

Funny, how when all these organisations cock up, they respond by slimming down the workforce to pay for their mistakes ..... and thay always start at the bottom, even though they themselves are the problem.