Bond...........James Bond

katcha · **Posted:** Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:16 pm

Connery - Thunderball
Moore - Man with the Golden Gun
Dalton - Licence To Kill
Brosnan - Die Another Day

overall favourite has to be Lazenby - OHMSS.

class

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6471

Am I the only one that isn't at all fussed about James Bond films

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

No you arent Fensy, he's an overrated smarmy ponce.

He has gone on far too long now, a bit like Coronation Street and Cliff Richard.

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

3Quid wrote:

No you arent Fensy, he's an overrated smarmy ponce.

He has gone on far too long now, a bit like Coronation Street and Cliff Richard.

3quid, do you like anything?

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Yeh, why?

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

3Quid wrote:

Yeh, why?

You just seem to like a moan!

rolfl

poolpower · **Posted:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:45 am

the definitive bond will always be Mr Connery but the last one i seen was his so i can't judge

it is a money making machine that is why we are now on the re makes

give me Coronation Street any time

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:57 am

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

3Quid wrote:

No you arent Fensy, he's an overrated smarmy ponce.

He has gone on far too long now, a bit like Coronation Street and Cliff Richard.

3quid, do you like anything?

James Bond fillums are by and large a load of old f_ucking shiite

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:16 am

I had a good giggle at the last one where they had the invisible car. I watched it on an airoplane so I didn't contribute to the coffers but I'm beinbg escorted to the cinema on Sunday night to see this one. It's just harmless fantasy innit?? Not to be taken seriously??

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22566

I'm with 3quid and Fens, why all the big hoo-har about these films, they are the most over rated entertainment medium since the beatles.

Hogan's trusty instep · **Posted:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:13 pm

Not like James Bond you should all be sent to loidsville with a fully paid up season membership .He is and they are class as long as you don't take them seriously you know what you're getting with them if you're looking for some deeper meaning then Bond is not for you but if you want a couple of hours escapism then they are class.Regarding the latest one was a bit disappointed really apart from the construction site sequence there was little else to keep my young un interested ie a big lack of gadgets and chases etc but as a film very watchable as a Bond film mmmm

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:10 pm

never seen one never

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:13 pm

Mr I wrote:

they are the most over rated entertainment medium since the beatles.

Wash your mouth out!

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:16 pm

he's right, the beatles are sh ite

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:17 pm

Shiite

The greatest band the world has ever seen??

Yeah, right

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22566

The Beatles are not the best band in history, they are and were always producers of puerile nonsense.

Oooh love me doooooo
yooou know I love yooooo
I'll always be truoooooo
so pleeeeeeese love me doooooo.

or

Oh please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me hold your hand.
Now let me hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.

Farking rubbish! A primary school could do better.

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:41 pm

I'm sorry to say this but

Bufooey

The Beatles stood the test of time. Never bettered. How can you say these awful things about the greatest band the world has ever seen?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22566

And not forgetting the immortal...

Desmond has a barrow in the market place...
Molly is the singer in a band...
Desmond says to Molly "girl I like your face"
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand...
Obladi oblada life goes on brahhh...
Lala how the life goes on...
Obladi Oblada life goes on brahhh...
Lala how the life goes on.

Molly needs testing for substance abuse! No suprise really when it was penned by that bunch of overrated junkies.

The overlong and winding on forever road.

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:57 pm

I see you know all the lyrics then.

You may not like their lyrics but you cannot deny their popularity and sucess. Next you'll be telling me that Hartlepool are better than Darlo

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:21 pm

sarf wrote:

Next you'll be telling me that Hartlepool are better than Darlo

Grass is green, the sky is blue, the sea is wet, ice is cold.

How many more obvious statements do you want?? :roll:

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:24 pm

Beatles, most popular band ever - fact
Darlo 8th, pools 10th - fact

Hows that :grin:

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:41 pm

Michael Jackson has sold more albums than the Beatles. Fact.

It's only the end of November. Fact.

You can't run a football club on the proceeds from a carvery. Fact.

:grin:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:15 pm

Back to James Bond I had noticed that Bournemouth had lost six games in a row since appointing a new manager, unfortunatly they managed a point at Bradford yesterday thanks to Dean Windarse being sent off after 10 minutes to prevent his record being W0 D0 L7, the managers name?

The names Bond.... Kevin Bond!

isle of mull poolie · **Joined:** Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:49 pm **Posts:** 21

Salty wrote:

he's right, the beatles are sh ite

can i have your Let it be and Abbey Road cd's then old son? :wink:

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

James Bond?
What gets me is why, when they capture him, they have to set up some elaborate slow death designed for suspense, usually incorporating a rope or a ticking thing.
Its not realistic and it wouldnt happen.
It gives him time to think about things and escape.
Just shoot the 'lovely lovely person'. rage

As for the Beatles, well talk about best band is irrelevant unless someone can come up with better. Okay, their early stuff was a bit naive and innocent but it wasnt at the time, thats only todays perception looking back.
I thought the Stones were better for a couple of albums but looking back over whole careers can anyone think of a better band?
I'm not sure I can.

Cowboy · **Posted:** Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:28 pm

Bond fillums are ok, so long as you are looking to watch escapist tosh

I usually find them entertaining, but wouldn't go to the cinema to watch one

Fave is Live & Let Die - the chase in speedboats is class (plus it's got Jane Seymour)

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3568

MadJohn wrote:

A better band than the Beatles? Assuming that by "better" we mean a band that means more to you, that you enjoy listening to more, that has more of a knack of hitting you right There. I would say there isn't one. There are a few hundred.

Exactly.

I do believe that the Beatles tried to be psychedelic like Arthur Lee and Love and failed. Love's songs were clever, Beatles tried and didn't make sense with the Sgt Pepper album. Love responded by showing them who were the true masters with Forever Changes.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:52 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

poolpower wrote:

the definitive bond will always be Mr Connery but the last one i seen was his so i can't judge

it is a money making machine that is why we are now on the re makes

give me Coronation Street any time

I can tell you a good story about Mr Connery. :roll:

Does it involve Petula Clarke?

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:04 pm

isle of mull poolie wrote:

Salty wrote:

he's right, the beatles are sh ite

can i have your Let it be and Abbey Road cd's then old son? :wink:

no, buy yer own!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36373

James Bond?.....I've had more pleasure from Brooke Bond ...especially the chimps, who have more acting talent than the spy.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:00 pm

I saw it last night, it was OK I got in for Studey prices, :wink:

It all depends what you want from it I guess. I thought it passed quite quickly so I must have been entertained by it. It'll never be Catch 22 or JFK but it's pleasant enough to watch.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:18 am

DanielGaunt wrote:

MadJohn wrote:

A better band than the Beatles? Assuming that by "better" we mean a band that means more to you, that you enjoy listening to more, that has more of a knack of hitting you right There. I would say there isn't one. There are a few hundred.

Exactly.

I do believe that the Beatles tried to be psychedelic like Arthur Lee and Love and failed. Love's songs were clever, Beatles tried and didn't make sense with the Sgt Pepper album. Love responded by showing them who were the true masters with Forever Changes.

The difference is I, and probably most of the population, haven't heard Love's Forever Changes, but I and an awful lot of the population have got a copy of Sgt Peppers.

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3568

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

DanielGaunt wrote:

MadJohn wrote:

A better band than the Beatles? Assuming that by "better" we mean a band that means more to you, that you enjoy listening to more, that has more of a knack of hitting you right There. I would say there isn't one. There are a few hundred.

Exactly.

I do believe that the Beatles tried to be psychedelic like Arthur Lee and Love and failed. Love's songs were clever, Beatles tried and didn't make sense with the Sgt Pepper album. Love responded by showing them who were the true masters with Forever Changes.

The difference is I, and probably most of the population, haven't heard Love's Forever Changes, but I and an awful lot of the population have got a copy of Sgt Peppers.

Yes but that doesn't take away that Forever Changes is the better album. Those who have heard it will agree with me. Despite most of the population not hearing it, it was voted within Channel 4's 100 most popular albums.

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