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 Post subject: Three Women..
PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:59 pm 
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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides
to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to
see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her
hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very
nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As
she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on
him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the
£5,000. She gives him back his £5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she
loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money he'd given her.

Which one did he marry ?


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:01 pm 
the one that takes it up the sh itter??! :grin:


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Salty wrote:
the one that takes it up the sh itter??! :grin:


You just can't buy class like that.


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