what the typo in the new issue of Monkey Business should have read.

Page 14, Kev's article 'Voice of optimism', the subheader had the bottom line omitted by gremlins. It is printed to read:

'PoolieKev was in Barcelona when he heard that Ritchie Humphreys had gone on loan to Port Vale. Remarkably, he seemed to be the only person in that noble football-mad city'

The second sentence makes grammatical sense but it is a shameful error nonetheless. Should it have ended:

'Remarkably he seemed to be the only person in that noble football-mad city who gave a toss'

or

'Remarkably he seemed to be the only person in that noble football-mad city who turned up to a fetish party wearing a Bungle costume with a hole strategically cut out of the rear'

or

'Remarkably he seemed to be the only person in that noble football-mad city who was eating a pease pudding and ham stottie during the Barcelona v Real Madrid game'

Any suggestions welcome.

before he got to you he come to me looking for the complaints dept

next time spell check please
you know how out d these middle aged rate payer get

by the way he has given up the bungle garb for this

Shall I just let you get on with it??

BASTADS!!!! ((c)ADG)

I don't eat ham, I'm a vegetarian.