Do they really need help from the umpires to beat England this test? KP's wasn't hitting the stumps, I suppose KP should have played a shot but Fredies dismissal was a no ball by a mile......

I am fucking raging

and Freddie was out off a No-ball...

This is what will happen in Australia. Should Shane Warne, druggy extraordinaire, even be playing?? Nope......

Mind we do have to bowl at the stumps and the man if we're going to get anywhere.......

Even without the bad decisions it has been an awful awful performance. I've looked forward to it for months and it still feels like your worst nightmare. The players should be ashamed, it's worse than supporting Pools

I totally agree, so far the performance has been pathetic. I switched off last night not long after lunch for the safety of breakable items in my home. The Ashes took so long to win but this time next week they could be back with the Aussies.

It has been a terrible performance from England but its been pretty faultless one from the Aussie twats i'm afraid, no other team in world cricket would have lived with them.

For example in todays morning session in 28 overs they must have bowled about three loose balls Pietersen and Jones are aggressive batsmen yet Kp scored 16 off 40 odd bals and Jones 19 off nearly 60. I don't think it was down to us not being positive enough just damn good bowling, compare that to the way we bowled on the first morning Unfortunately for us they have found another seamer in Stuart Clark who's as accurate as Mcgrath.

Anyway i'll still reckon we'll knock them off, England 723 for 4

we did lose the first test of the last series mind, and then look what happened..........mind it wasn't by a thousand runs like this one will be!

Cricket ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Game for faggots

Fair enough Sarf, do you fancy standing in the MCG on Boxing day and facing an over from Brett Lee in front 100,000?

Then we'll see who the faggots are

If I can face Dibble in the Millhouse, then Brett Lee should be no problem

i've said it for years that harmisons cack, this is only proving it.....

sad but chtrue




i'm not alone in wasting my hard earned on sky sports this month

All we have to do is stay in with five wickets standing for a day.

Maybe , maybe not, but how annoying would it be to the Aussies if we batted through??

COME ON!!!!!!

cricket and rugby a two of many sports where you can get sloshed at the game without any trouble. well unless you ask for it like

Stories about the army zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Fair enough, but then we are talking about the same thing; I know nothing about cricket and you know nothing about putting your neck on the line by defending you country.

True I don't, but if people want to talk about it then fair enough, I wouldn't sit there and make comments- I'd just let them get on with it,

I know nowt about Cricket but Shane Warne was on Neighbours and Max was telling him to get the pommes or something and Miska and Janelle wanted a piece of him.

Anyhow, if it rains tommorrow we're in with a chance.

It looks very unlikely that its going to rain, I think the best we can hope for is t make the Aussies toil a bit today. Hopefully they will be made to play at least into the second session. It would be good if GJ especially could find a bit of form and get a half century...... KP has to look to be batting all day and to do what he does best with the loose ish deliveries.......

It certainly is......

Goes to show how shite we are if our only hope is rain....

ooooh and bad light, what bollox

English sports men by and large don't have the winning mentality , just look at the English football team, badge kissing arseholes to a man, who are only interested in ££££££

Doesn't everyone?

A few lads from the greenies are over there (with pools flags of course), first day one gets bitten by some dodgy insect type creature and so far has been laid up in the hotel...