Fatty Owen

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:44 pm

Who wants to hear the latest Fatty Owen story?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:46 pm

Is this it???

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=20619

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:47 pm

Aye, but it's what else he did while in the office, allegedly.....

He tried to set fire to himself. rolfl

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:52 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Aye, but it's what else he did while in the office, allegedly.....

He tried to set fire to himself. rolfl

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:18 pm

Don't tell me he doused himself in something non-flammable like diesel or strong cider?

Mind you, if he had managed to torch himself, I think I'd have smelt the crackling from here.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

What a waste of skin and bone that fat lazy twat is, him and his scumbag family should be sent out each day picking dog shit up of the streets to earn there dole/disability/child benefit/family income/take-away allowance/mobility money/housing money and anything else they get for sitting on there fat lazy arses watching there 96" flat screen tv and eating ben&jerrys ice cream all day

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37390

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Aye, but it's what else he did while in the office, allegedly.....

He tried to set fire to himself. rolfl

... if he caugfht fire, run for the hills. He'd burn for weeks, you'd seeit from space.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:36 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

He tried to set fire to himself. rolfl

Now that would be one HUGE Chip Pan Fire!!!! :shock:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:39 pm

Is he one of Mutley's crew ....

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37390

No. just the man of your dreams.

katcha · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:21 pm

good to see the return of the monster- i've been missing him of late

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:59 am

katcha wrote:

good to see the return of the monster- i've been missing him of late

Who? Me?

pde147 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:35 am

We were. You had to be quick of the mark at 12.20pm. If you were behind him in the dinner queue you were done for.

Truly one of Throston's finest sons.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

how old is the tub of lard

Thinwall · **Posted:** Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:48 am

verbalkint wrote:

how old is the tub of lard

38 according to the Mail article, so give or take ten years either way rolfl

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mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:52 am

verbalkint wrote:

What a waste of skin and bone that fat lazy tw@t is, him and his scumbag family should be sent out each day picking dog shiit up of the streets to earn there dole/disability/child benefit/family income/take-away allowance/mobility money/housing money and anything else they get for sitting on there fat lazy arses watching there 96" flat screen tv and eating ben&jerrys ice cream all day

If he was a asylem Seeker most of you would be so so sorry for him.
Just a thought.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I don't think this is the type of board which shows sympathy for aslyum seekers mouldy.

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