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 Post subject: Sometimes in life...
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:45 pm 
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...something smart happens to lift your spirits.

Yesterday in TK Maxx, queueing for ages, I surveyed the staff on the tills. They were the usual mix of ages, shapes and sizes. The lass on till 9 however was rather special, very pretty with an out-of-proportion top half, wearing a low cut top showing four or five inches of fleshy cleavage.

When it came to my turn at the end of the queue, the board thing that announces which till is free got it right! Number 9 here I come! :grin:

Nothing happened like, they didn't pop out to say hello or anything, but it was nice to stand there and be served by her nonetheless.

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 Post subject: Re: Sometimes in life...
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:46 pm 
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Thats the magic of christmas.

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 Post subject: Re: Sometimes in life...
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:47 pm 
thats the magic of cleavage!


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 Post subject: Re: Sometimes in life...
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you should have stuffed a pair of socks down your doggers to impress her in turn. You get the bonus of a free pair of socks, the security guard isn't really going to frisk you there is he?

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 Post subject: Re: Sometimes in life...
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I would have Parmo, only our lass and the bairn were with me at the time.

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 Post subject: Re: Sometimes in life...
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:22 pm 
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wouldn't have stopped me

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 Post subject: Re: Sometimes in life...
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:32 pm 
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parmopooly wrote:
you should have stuffed a pair of socks down your doggers to impress her in turn. You get the bonus of a free pair of socks, the security guard isn't really going to frisk you there is he?


Good idea but make sure you put them down the front of your trousers otherwise it's not too impressive

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 Post subject: Re: Sometimes in life...
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:10 pm 
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good idea!!

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