Yet again, myself and Nobby have been dropped from the 1st team and relegated to the other side of the bar ( ) so the starting team is, Big Debbie, Captain Kim, Ali and her bongos, Racey Risa and making her debut on a one match loan all the way from Essex is Zoe the slut.
The Millhouse menu today is Ham and Pease Pudding, Chicken and Stuffing and Cheese Savoury sarnies. A tip for you here, I seriously over estimated the quantities when mixing the cheese savouries so each one contains about half a ton of filling for just £1, so snap 'em up quick.
Don't forget also, as Thin and Crusty has been pointing out all week, every time you say the phrase '' Broad sword to Danny Boy'' ME and NOBBY get a free drink on HIS bill.
COME ON POOLS

oooh that'll be a cheese savoury for me

and i have to say "broad sword to Danny Boy" and T&C will buy YOU a drink?

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