According to resident expert Quakerz:

"It doesn't have to be below 0ºC for the pitch to freeze.

The pitch can freeze/frost up readily at +2-3ºC under clear skies, because the temperature we all know of is taken at 4ft and is the air temperature. The GROUND temperature is always several degrees below the air temperature, and ground frost occurs when the GROUND temperature falls below 0ºC. This is why meteorolgists take a "grass minimum" temperature as well as the air temperature. But, as we don't live 1cm above the floor but 5-6ft above the floor, the temperature we are interested in, and the one that is forecasted for, is the air temperature, where we live so to speak.

Quite often I've woken up to thick frost and frozen ground when the temperature has been +1ºC (the ground temperature will have been 2 or 3 degrees below zero though).

For the record, it is currently 4.4ºC, the warmest we've had for 6 days or so. If the temperature remains so, the ground will be alright."

Bet you wish you're pitch had frozen before playing the Wurzels today.

No.

I'm sick of you.

You add nothing to this board of any substance, and you support a club who've recently been beaten by Droylsden and Chester. You support a club who amazingly couldn't stage a game on the mildest day for three weeks, you support a club who will hopefully go out of business soon.

Fuck off.

If that's abuse I'll ban myself but I stick by what I say, what position is he in to take the piss? He doesn't even watch that shower of shite.

Ps. I've had a bad day

bounder

And you must the most nurdy and ugly singer ever to sing on a stage..

As for you pj poolie put you're dummy back in...

cockcnutpisswankstain

back in the playoffs again

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bounder
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Quigg?!!!!


I hate that little shite me

Come on now at least you gained a point .... "Oh i got a brand new combine harvester and i'll give you the key" ..

We play in Division three, you in four and have done for nearly 20 years, so do me and everyone else a massive favour and welcome to the board

No dummy being spat and I'd just rather we had a better class of Loid contributing to the board like Quakerz or Sarf, it appears we're stuck with you.

You know someone capable of posting with some substance, not shitty one liners. I'd have no problem with your contributions if they were worth reading.

Favour not granted .. Come and join me on rivals Talbot so i can rip you apart in comfort ..

Usual stuff from you jacko ..

Do behave, you are a clueless cock and a bounder

Interesting to hear you calling more sensible Darlo posters ...Quakerz comes on this board with some sensible posts and gets the pss taken by the very same people calling for my head...The same gang who round on like's of pok and other bunker poolie's for stepping out of line.....Very good board this and i rarely interfere unless it's a Darlo thread .. Lets hope Mr Quakerz doesn't turn up at one of you're gig's Mr Elvis as security ..

Not good enough Mr Elvis .. Are you're glasses steamed up yet ..

Quakerz and Saarf are good guy's, I bet Q has forgotten more about football than you know, I have had a fair few beers with both of them.

Ain't saying i know sht loads about football monkey boy ...Played local level , and help with u-12 coaching now thats all....What's you're point groveller

Anuffer Barnie Pete .. "i am a cyder drinkurr "..

The point you dullard is, this is a football message board and you never post football related threads, just poor attempts at comedy when the only funny thing about you is the team you claim to support.

Posters like you bluemonkey boy kill this board Go and do some ironing son ...Bet Quakerz and Sarrf had a good drink on you knob...