Near death experience, so....

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37401

... ban shortarse drivers. Driving up Blakelock and coming towards me is a Ford Mondeo of duboius parentage coming down the middle of the road hell for leather and taking no prisoners, apparently driverless. Discretion being the better part of valour and my no claims..I give way. As it tears past, I spot the woman 'driving' it...her eyes looking through the sterring wheel, her forehead inches from the top of the wheel, jam jar glasses and arms that must have assumed the pose of an Orang Utan..... looking like an excited Japanese bomber pilot at Pearl Harbour. :shock:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:52 pm

don't be so dwarfist rolfl

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:54 pm

Snowy wrote:

... ban shortarse drivers. Driving up Blakelock and coming towards me is a Ford Mondeo of duboius parentage coming down the middle of the road hell for leather and taking no prisoners, apparently driverless. Discretion being the better part of valour and my no claims..I give way. As it tears past, I spot the woman 'driving' it...her eyes looking through the sterring wheel, her forehead inches from the top of the wheel, jam jar glasses and arms that must have assumed the pose of an Orang Utan..... looking like an excited Japanese bomber pilot at Pearl Harbour. :shock:

Snakes with tits.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:57 pm

dwarves?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37401

nah, it was deffo a woman...there was a hint of lip stick.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:15 pm

Could have been Lawrence.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:47 pm

someone should have told him to sit on the seat instead of the floor

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37401

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Could have been Lawrence.

No.... the hands were human.

Near death experience, so....

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