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Fetish_Bob
 Post subject: Richie Humps in tesco
PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:11 am 
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Saw Richie Humps today in tesco had a trolley with about 500 items in it. Little old 97 year old lady behind him with one item in her basket.

Little old lady says to Richie

" you have an awful lot of items in your trolley there Richie"

Richie replies

"you only have one item do you want to go past me "

Little old lady replies

"If I had a ball I probably would"

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 Post subject: Re: Richie Humps in tesco
PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:54 pm 
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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Richie Humps in tesco
PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:07 pm 
I think you should have a bit more respect for a true Poolie legend - even though that was funny. :wink:
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