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 Post subject: Oi, You! The truck & bus drivers union
PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:23 am 
Truck Drivers, when you are not too busy strangling prostitutes and rolling them up in carpet, ready to dump in a lay-by, can you stop trying to overtake one another up inclines on motorways, only then to decided that you aren't going to get past the other fecking truck and give in?


Bus Drivers, I know, I know, how troublesome it is to give change from £2.00 for a £1.60 Journey, but drivers, especially those in the Oxford area, unless I am mistaken, the Highway Code hasn't been re-written to include the fact YOU don't have to give way to the right at a roundabout


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 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! The truck & bus drivers union
PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:04 pm 
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
Truck Drivers, when you are not too busy strangling prostitutes and rolling them up in carpet, ready to dump in a lay-by, can you stop trying to overtake one another up inclines on motorways, only then to decided that you aren't going to get past the other fecking truck and give in?


Bus Drivers, I know, I know, how troublesome it is to give change from £2.00 for a £1.60 Journey, but drivers, especially those in the Oxford area, unless I am mistaken, the Highway Code hasn't been re-written to include the fact YOU don't have to give way to the right at a roundabout


now everybody will have expected a reply off me
dont like to disapoint :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! The truck & bus drivers union
PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:32 pm 
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
Truck Drivers, when you are not too busy strangling prostitutes and rolling them up in carpet, ready to dump in a lay-by, can you stop trying to overtake one another up inclines on motorways, only then to decided that you aren't going to get past the other fecking truck and give in?


Behind a tanker trying to overtake four wagons on the A1 near Stamford, it took forever as the tanker was travelling at about a quarter of a mile an hour faster than the wagon it was trying to get past and slowed down on every bank to slip back abit and start all over again.. I'll swear they were mates and having a fookin chat banghead

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 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! The truck & bus drivers union
PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:51 am 
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You can do it to them too remember. Their trucks are limited to 56 mph so they use the down slope to build up enough speed to get them up the next incline. Oh what fun it is getting in front of them and slowing down to 50mph on the down slope then pulling away from them on the up slope. Alwayhs remember however to slow down enough to ensure that they are behind you at te top of the next hill.


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 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! The truck & bus drivers union
PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:08 am 
Just get one of these and ride it in front....

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 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! The truck & bus drivers union
PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:22 pm 
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Mr I wrote:
You can do it to them too remember. Their trucks are limited to 56 mph so they use the down slope to build up enough speed to get them up the next incline. Oh what fun it is getting in front of them and slowing down to 50mph on the down slope then pulling away from them on the up slope. Alwayhs remember however to slow down enough to ensure that they are behind you at te top of the next hill.


Haha thats a quality manouevere I'll consider that next time one of them decides to take the best part of 3 miles to overtake another truck


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