Claim To Fame

hufc1908 · **Joined:** Fri May 09, 2008 11:08 am **Posts:** 186

My claim to Fame

I played in the same football team - Throston - with Andy Linighan and Roy Hogan. I would of put £££ on Roy making it but not Andy. How wrong l was

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:14 pm

Saved 35 baby pipastrel bats trapped in a drain was really pleased with myself....

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:28 pm

I was in Bangladesh and ejaculated straight across the border into Ajerbaijhan. They were that impressed they waived the export taxes. :grin:

katcha · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:55 pm

Spender wrote:

I was in Bangladesh and ejaculated straight across the border into Ajerbaijhan. They were that impressed they waived the export taxes. :grin:

wanker

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37341

Paul McCartney was stood behind me in the queue in Hamleys.... I ignored him.... when our lass was whispering in my ear , I said.."Paul who?" :coool:

He probably thought I was deaf. :roll:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22660

Stefan Dennis is my mate !

baby lemonade · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:19 pm

Snowy wrote:

Paul McCartney was stood behind me in the queue in Hamleys.... I ignored him.... when our lass was whispering in my ear , I said.."Paul who?" :coool:

He probably thought I was deaf. :roll:

more likely he couldnt give a flying fuck about you...

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:33 pm

i met darren nesbitt at billingham forum in the early seventies and also met pete murray round about 1978

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22660

Margaret Thatcher is my mate!

Paul McCartney once asked me if I knew a really cynical guy from Hartlepool.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:45 pm

My mum once saw Carl Asaba (ex-Gills) in Gillingham Iceland and I come from the same city as the delectable Kelly Brook who lives in City Way, Rochester !

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:46 pm

I once had an orgy with Pans people :roll:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:47 pm

baby lemonade · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:51 pm

Mr I wrote:

Margaret Thatcher is my mate!

Paul McCartney once asked me if I knew a really cynical guy from Hartlepool.

and do you?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22660

Do I? no she never let me unfortunately.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:15 pm

I had Alistair Periee's....however you spell it....autograph on my arm!!!! :coool:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37341

baby lemonade wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Paul McCartney was stood behind me in the queue in Hamleys.... I ignored him.... when our lass was whispering in my ear , I said.."Paul who?" :coool:

He probably thought I was deaf. :roll:

more likely he couldnt give a flying f*** about you...

well it would have been one hell of a shock if he didn't :roll:

..irony really is wasted on you, .... as the midwife said when she presented you to your parents :roll:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:46 pm

Did I tell you once saw Tom Hughes of Channel 4's The Family at Canterbury Bus Station at 8.20am on a Friday morning whilst getting the bus to Uni?

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

i was on a documentry about building the replica of stephensons rocket in 1974/75 that was used at beamish it was the 125th anniversary of the original
i was also on the ROXY tyne-tees version of top of the pops

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22660

I made a record with Mark Knopfler, does that count?

katcha · **Posted:** Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:54 pm

i work with the former drummer of an indie band who had a number one in the nme chart

Frodraff · **Posted:** Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:22 am

I had a wee alongside Danny La Rue in the same urinal and I was in the gents.

I was a bit worried though.

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:28 am

chip fireball wrote:

and made their top 50 singles of the year.

or so im told.

and john peels festive 50.

twice.

you are using the words "work with" in the loosest possible sense i take it ?

"ordering about" would have been more appropriate. :wink:

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

Frodraff wrote:

I had a wee alongside Danny La Rue in the same urinal and I was in the gents.

I was a bit worried though.

i had a wee in the gents at tttv when jimmy sommerville was also having a wee i was relieved when he didnt do a george michael :shock:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:51 am

he was hardly likely to overpower you though was he? :laugh:

ChunkyMonkey · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:59 pm **Posts:** 569

I have spewed my guts over Silvio Berlusconi's golden toilet after downing a bottle of 151 proof rum. (light weight I know :grin:

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Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37341

Can you still see...? :coool:

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

parmopooly wrote:

he was hardly likely to overpower you though was he? :laugh:

i was worried when he started singing "dont leave me this way" :shock:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:55 pm

I'm on first name terms with Jim Byrnes aka Joe Dawson in the Highlander series.
He has a gammy leg in real life, not a fake disability like Sandy Richardson!

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

I once called Paul "Goffy" Gough a twat in Chicago Rock if that counts

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:23 pm

but he IS a twat

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