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tonyparry · **Posted:** Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:30 am

Im now sat in Amsterdam airport enroute to old blighty, ive just flew in from Abu Dhabi where Ramadam is now coming to a close, cant eat, cant drink, (its 40 0C) and you cant even have a fag !! in day light hours ! cannot access much on the internet cos of thier camel fire wall, It blocks hotmail because it obviousl.ey thinks its something else! and poolie bunker must be Arabic for get yer tits oot or something!
You get woken up at 5.00am every morning by some silly boy calling them for prayers, they are lazy bigotted two faced hypocritical, baby minded fookers, and every single bar, Thats every single bar, is wall to wall full of hookers.
they bang on about being holier than thou and then sell beer at 4 quid a pint and fill the bars full of prostitutes.

:evil:

Rant over

Now wheres that thread about brian honour not being a legend banghead

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

I hope youve cheered up by the time you get to Teesside or youll be walking you miserable git therethere

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:32 am

Did you get out of the airport long enough to have a joint shag a ho & buy some porn ?

Thinwall · **Posted:** Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:39 pm

tonyparry wrote:

they are lazy bigotted two faced hypocritical, baby minded fookers, and every single bar, Thats every single bar, is wall to wall full of hookers.
they bang on about being holier than thou and then sell beer at 4 quid a pint and fill the bars full of prostitutes.

:evil:

That's Amsterdam ain't it bbolt

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Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37334

tonyparry wrote:

Im now sat in Amsterdam airport enroute to old blighty, ive just flew in from Abu Dhabi where Ramadam is now coming to a close, cant eat, cant drink, (its 40 0C) and you cant even have a fag !! in day light hours ! cannot access much on the internet cos of thier camel fire wall, It blocks hotmail because it obviousl.ey thinks its something else! and poolie bunker must be Arabic for get yer tits oot or something!
You get woken up at 5.00am every morning by some silly boy calling them for prayers, they are lazy bigotted two faced hypocritical, baby minded fookers, and every single bar, Thats every single bar, is wall to wall full of hookers.
they bang on about being holier than thou and then sell beer at 4 quid a pint and fill the bars full of prostitutes.

:evil:

Rant over

Now wheres that thread about brian honour not being a legend banghead

I take it you aren't goung back then.... :wink:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:05 pm

It's that well known travel syndrome...Airportitis.

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:40 pm

Frodraff, stop pretending to be at home. We know you've gone to Leicester :evil:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:27 pm

grabec wrote:

Frodraff, stop pretending to be at home. We know you've gone to Leicester :evil:

No I haven't, but I've got a serious eye on Walsall in October. Depends on whether we try to get to Ullapool to catch up with the Scottish leg of the Hotclub tour.

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:32 pm

Frodraff wrote:

grabec wrote:

No I haven't, but I've got a serious eye on Walsall in October.

NoooOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:33 pm

tonyparry wrote:

Im now sat in Amsterdam airport enroute to old blighty, ive just flew in from Abu Dhabi where Ramadam is now coming to a close, cant eat, cant drink, (its 40 0C) and you cant even have a fag !! in day light hours ! cannot access much on the internet cos of thier camel fire wall, It blocks hotmail because it obviousl.ey thinks its something else! and poolie bunker must be Arabic for get yer tits oot or something!
You get woken up at 5.00am every morning by some silly boy calling them for prayers, they are lazy bigotted two faced hypocritical, baby minded fookers, and every single bar, Thats every single bar, is wall to wall full of hookers.
they bang on about being holier than thou and then sell beer at 4 quid a pint and fill the bars full of prostitutes.

:evil:

Rant over

Now wheres that thread about brian honour not being a legend banghead

Do what I do, Mr Parry, :grin:

stay away........ :wink:

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:59 pm

Frodraff wrote:

grabec wrote:

Frodraff, stop pretending to be at home. We know you've gone to Leicester :evil:

No I haven't, but I've got a serious eye on Walsall in October. Depends on whether we try to get to Ullapool to catch up with the Scottish leg of the Hotclub tour.

I should definitely go to Ullapool.
Everyone should see Ullapool at least once before they die, and you won't have much time left if you cause any more away defeats :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37334

Ullapool.... :evil:

We arrived in two cars, all eight of us and we needed food..all you could buy was fookin travel rugs and tins of cute shortbread but no food ..a sub arctic lumber village with a population covered in emotional perma frost... and don't get me going on Lochinver.. take it from me, it soon gets boring watching the Russian fishing boats tying up and so deciding to break the monotony, the bold snowy decides to go and buy a Sunday paper... A look of disdain and contempt crossed the womans face ....." A Sunday paper?, ..... we don't sell them till Monday, Sunday is the Lords day"....... :roll:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:24 am

Snowy wrote:

Ullapool.... :evil:

We arrived in two cars, all eight of us and we needed food..all you could buy was fookin travel rugs and tins of cute shortbread but no food ..a sub arctic lumber village with a population covered in emotional perma frost... and don't get me going on Lochinver.. take it from me, it soon gets boring watching the Russian fishing boats tying up and so deciding to break the monotony, the bold snowy decides to go and buy a Sunday paper... A look of disdain and contempt crossed the womans face ....." A Sunday paper?, ..... we don't sell them till Monday, Sunday is the Lords day"....... :roll:

I take it it's not reccomended then?

hufc1908 · **Joined:** Fri May 09, 2008 11:08 am **Posts:** 186

Best going to the toilet and standing on the seat, so your close to the vent for a smoke!!! I use Amsterdam a lot and was gutted they had the smoking ban from the first off this year. God bless the EUU...

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37334

Frodraff wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Ullapool.... :evil:

We arrived in two cars, all eight of us and we needed food..all you could buy was fookin travel rugs and tins of cute shortbread but no food ..a sub arctic lumber village with a population covered in emotional perma frost... and don't get me going on Lochinver.. take it from me, it soon gets boring watching the Russian fishing boats tying up and so deciding to break the monotony, the bold snowy decides to go and buy a Sunday paper... A look of disdain and contempt crossed the womans face ....." A Sunday paper?, ..... we don't sell them till Monday, Sunday is the Lords day"....... :roll:

I take it it's not reccomended then?

It's not as bad as Welsh Wales... the place where they talk English to each other till they realise your not 'one of them' and start speaking that made up language with no vowels that is .....Welsh! ... the scenery however, in stark contrast, is stunning.

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