This is awful ... Strictly Come Dancing followed by X Factor.....

the tide is on its way out walk across ours

In the same boat .....At least she's quiet when there on

Actually. as soon as it started all the males in the house and even the daughter dived in the car and went down the beach...and just like Jaws we waited till it was ....'safe to go back into the water' and return home, there was the fookin Xcruciating Factor and assorted warbling talentless twats who acTually belived they had 'talent' because their mam and aunties told them they had talent and could sing.....

Alcohol Snowy, its the only answer. That and fixing yer mates website, eh Mr P!!

First impressions:

I thought compared the previous series the standard was generally poor. I'm not keen on ballroom dancing and I detest the Cha cha cha, a ridiculous dance. But here goes;

Gary Rhodes - stick to cooking, hope your souffles are better than you twirling.
John Sargeant - go home mate, now! Good effort but the grace of a number 12 bus.
Austin Healey - very good, the early front runner.
The rest were much of a muchness.

Roll on next week when there is cuban salsa and allegedly bachata is making a debut, that should be interesting!

Luckiily chip, by then I'd had enough...I seized the controller and she stormed off complaining she lived in a dictatorship.... that's after monopolising the box for three hours..the same woman who decides she'll iron when the footies on and wonders why she gets told to shift the ironing board from in front of the telly.... who in a house of alternative rooms has to chosse that awkward location....followed by you can never get anything done in this house for you lot laying bout....

i was in the house when dancing were on and luckily caught one dance and it was that castle chap off gmtv - dont know how he danced but whooaa mamma what a bit of crumpet he was dancing with.