Good luck at University, take all the sex you can get! (the heterosexual type obviously) build up some serious debt and have fun.

Oh, don't forget to remember to study for the last month of every year so that you get your degree.

Cheers Mr I. I don't start til the 20/21st which is Arrivals Weekend, then the term begins on the 29th after Welcome week.

The Welcome Ball is the Saturday of Leicester away. I might see if I can do both. I'm not sure.

No, no. Not yet, at least.

sorry to say this mr muttley but they probably have the internet where he is going,just hope he starts courting and has something else to occupy his time,we can live in hope that he meets someone and she takes him in hand

Thank you for that resounding vote of confidence, Mr Wonder !!!!

Remember: we are ALL sad !

In the words of George Orwell, some are sadder than others.

Oh that's charming that is though, Mr I, doesn't anybody dream of going to university to broaden their academic enlightenment anymore ?

Na, I'm actually just going there to get drunk, get laid and be skint for four years.

good luck mr kent,it must be quite daunting for you if you have to stay in digs or can you travel from home?anyway its a big step either way

And when you're old and gray, you'll remember what they said
That two girls are too many, three's a crowd, at four you're dead

i may regret this but...............Mr Kent what do you hope to be (profession) after youve finished UNI, took a year out and then done the back packing in Australia and demo's on human rights in China, etc etc.

Best of luck by the way

Thanks Tp. Could be anything could work for a big multi-national bank in Paris or Geneva or become a French teacher over here. A world of possibilities.

As for Kent, I hope they assign me to DARWIN COLLEGE !!!!!

Who would would have thought it, eh ?

Well I was hoing to saty on campus until Kent got back to me last week and said "There's no room at the inn !"

So now I'm staying at Gillingham and travelling to Uni for lectures etc in Canterbury.

I'm trying not to think about it at the moment - probably the worst moment will be having my first lecture !

It'll make a change you being on the receiving end like, that's for sure.........

Aye but good luck, try and steer away from the green pints and the rugby team.

Green pints?

A student staple as Mr Ripper can no doubt elaborate. Half cider, half lager and a shot of blue bols, followed by extended projectile vomiting.

The rugby team are simpler, they'll just bum you half to death in the shower as a jolly jape. Then wee on you.

I hope that's not the initiation ceremony like to join the rugby team, like.

If it is, there's a couple of rugby clubs in the city, I think I might join one of them instead !

Also, I wonder what reception I'll get when I tell my fellow students I, as of yet, do not drink.

They'll jeer and pull your trousers down in the refectory queue.

The rugby lot do this sort of thing anyway, wherever you go. Try lacrosse, it's played by lesbians.

Shame lesbians don't play football or netball - mind you being ugly is a big turn-off.

Anyway I thought they played hockey as well.

Have you seen the ladies German footy squad??

The last thing you'd do is give them big sticks as well...

I thought they were quite good looking, aren't they?