I think he must have grown up and left us behind

Or he can't type at the moment cos his hands are mangled into the shape of a claw?

Or perhaps all 3 things?

could he be POK????????????????

No, definitely not, tony....I've an ear for these things

could it be....grabec? ok im drunk tirra

Last I read he was getting nonced up by Sussex........

masturbating furiously into his wank-sock


probably

ano, where is the sad 'lovely lovely person'

a mate of mine used to have a "piss pillow" kept in the bottom drawer in his bedroom.used when he couldn't be arsed to get up and go to the bog....mind he was a paddy

A lad i knew when at uni had a piss cup, he used to chuck the piss out of the window or pour it out of the skylight down the roof, that is possibly a bit more hygenic than a piss pillow but still lazy as fukk.

chipped firewood

Been living to long in Thailand you have..

All this talk of wanksocks reminds me of being a student, when the house I lived in got burgled. The intruders got in through the bedroom window of one of the lads who lived in the house, known as Caveman.

Anyroad, about 3 days after we reported the crime, CID came round with some talc and a paintbrush to get some fingerprints off Caveman's windowframe.

Now Caveman was a ferocious self-abuser when he didn't have a lady in tow, and on the particular morning of the police visit had been vigorously shaking hot white coconunts from the veiny love tree like his life depended on it.

When the musker had gathered the evidence from the window area, he didn't realise that he was standing on the freshly soiled wanksock. That is, until a few paces out of Caveman's bedroom, whereupon he sheepishly peeled it from the sole of his shoe and carefully laid it back down where it was, being careful not to get any man-milk on his hands.