Bunker Cricket Match

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:41 pm

Isn't it going to happen, now?

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:44 pm

I reckon you'd struggle to find a ground that isn't under water in the whole area.

Worst summer ever!

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:46 pm

Right, well

.....how about a Bunker quiz?

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:56 pm

grabec wrote:

Right, well

.....how about a Bunker quiz?

Good idea. clappp

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:41 pm

Question 1. can you hear me at the back??

1. Who's very, very old, thinks I've lost it, spits on the floor in the Millhouse seats, is incontinent and female and lives in Durham,starts with 'G,' ends with 'c' and has 'rabe' in the middle and posts on the Bunker?? :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:43 pm

Spender wrote:

Question 1. can you hear me at the back??

1. Who's very, very old, thinks I've lost it, spits on the floor in the Millhouse seats, is incontinent and female and lives in Durham,starts with 'G,' ends with 'c' and has 'rabe' in the middle and posts on the Bunker?? :grin:

I am asking the questions :evil:

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:16 pm

Is that Durham-ite for 'vee ashk zee quvesionz.......' :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:33 pm

Did I even invite you to think of taking part in my Bunker quiz, or invite you to proffer any view of it whatsoever? No, I didn't. So sod orf

of course, you could come over and ask the questions......a sort of mandarin Jeremy Paxman

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:48 pm

Only a bird can ask a question and then answer it herself without even taking a breath or including punctuation......or realising that she's doing it..... :roll:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:26 pm

Risky!

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:42 pm

Too long in the air. I could be robbing her washing line while they were still getting her to throw her lighter fuel sniffer in the skip at Teeside Airport...... :razz:

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:45 pm

You can rob my washing line any time you like, my dear. Then I shan't have to iron :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:47 pm

See?? Rambles, mispunctuates, doesn't recognise false economy...... :roll:

Nurse!!!!

The screens.... :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:49 pm

Spender wrote:

See?? Rambles, mispunctuates, doesn't recognise false economy...... :roll:

Nurse!!!!

The screens.... :grin:

Look, my punctuation is always spot on, right. It rhymes with the sub-text

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:55 pm

grabec wrote:

Spender wrote:

See?? Rambles, mispunctuates, doesn't recognise false economy...... :roll:

Nurse!!!!

The screens.... :grin:

Look, my punctuation is always spot on, right. It rhymes with the sub-text

So was the comma after 'on' a mistake or should it have been a question mark after 'right??' Which brings the question; was your initial sentence in the vernacular and if not, why didn't you close your sentence after 'Look.'

And also, how many beans make five?? :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:01 pm

Spender wrote:

grabec wrote:

Spender wrote:

See?? Rambles, mispunctuates, doesn't recognise false economy...... :roll:

Nurse!!!!

The screens.... :grin:

Look, my punctuation is always spot on, right. It rhymes with the sub-text

So was the comma after 'on' a mistake or should it have been a question mark after 'right??' Which brings the question; was your initial sentence in the vernacular and if not, why didn't you close your sentence after 'Look.'

And also, how many beans make five?? :grin:

The answers are: 'no'; 'no'; 'yes', and 'don't be ridiculous', twice.
The comma after 'yes' in the previous sentence is known as the 'Oxford comma'.

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:11 pm

grabec wrote:

The answers are: 'no'; 'no'; 'yes', and 'don't be ridiculous', twice.
The comma after 'yes' in the previous sentence is known as the 'Oxford comma'.

But there isn't five questions......

Did you mean the 'Oxford Road comma??'

As in 'where you live,like....' :evil:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:00 am

Girls! Girls!

I look forward to future announcements as to, 'who started it'.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:55 pm

He did!!

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:00 pm

Is this the internet equivilant of pulling her hair in the playground?

Get a room you two!

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