moral dilemma

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:52 am

birds sitting above the chimney pot are dropping gear down, and I can hear it in the front room behind the fire as it lands.

Do I put the fire on?

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:53 am

Throw a goldfish at it

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:54 am

but how will I catch the goldfish safely?

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:55 am

No idea, employ some kind of daredevil?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:57 am

I might need one of those suits of armour

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:58 am

as worn by rufus brevitt here:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:01 am

is that a Morris Minor in that picture?

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:03 am

I've just noticed, mario melchiot appears to be controlling Sir Rufus using hidden controls in this back

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:04 am

he's turned him into a kind of magnet and Morris has stuck to him

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:09 am

perhaps mario's hand is a ceramic magnet and he's attracted the only 2 cyborgs on the pitch?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:10 am

why didn't I think of that? confised

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:11 am

parmopooly wrote:

why didn't I think of that? confised

Washing machine oil

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:18 am

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22659

parmopooly wrote:

birds sitting above the chimney pot are dropping gear down, and I can hear it in the front room behind the fire as it lands.

Do I put the fire on?

What temperature is it in your house? Fairly key question I reckon.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:56 pm

aye you're right. I'll just hoy stones at 'em from the loft window.
I'l make sure the window's open first

baby lemonade · **Posted:** Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:33 pm

call in an air strike! itll be like going back to 'nam!! bastard gooks on chimneys!!!