Seeing as I can't go on the train, I will be going on my bike (motor that is)

So if you see a black missile going past you wearing a Pools shirt (old one that is, I still feel its too soon to be wearing the new one) It'll be me!

I'm sure someone like you will take care in making sure that you apply plenty of moisturiser, Riding at speed in the elements can dry your skin out, i will look out for you though Evel Knievel......