...on this board....

Andreus Dibilski
flat 1313,
Shitski Towers
Josef Stalin Prospect...

i will shortly be replacing comrade Dibble on this message board and you should see an immediate improvement in content and spelling of the English language due to my superior work ethic and all round economic supriority ( I'M CHEAP )
I like to think that comrade Williams will be given a chance to turn his work with the team into something we can all appreciate on the field. We must disregard the ramblings of the disconteted petty bourgeoisie malcontents and eliminate their negative attitudes.
I see it as an honour to be allowed to buy season tickets and as I will soon have your post, the buying of season tickets will be the last of your worries

Dear Mr Dibble,
i have been asked to report to you on Monday morning for training by you personally at your place of work...I have been given an extensive list of food establishments where you can be located . i hve been told you do a lot of computer work and I too am interested in CADCAM.......
I will bring my refernces from the Notalot Lawnmower and Dangerous Toy Co.....I will be bringing along my friend Mr Pullpowerovisc and his associate Mr Humpingsovic.... to seeing you, i am looking forward.
Andreus.