the wife

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:54 pm

has just gone out with the kids to the pictures and pizza hut with other motheres and their brats.

I asked "what am I going to have for my tea?!"

she said "a tin of soup and a sarnie"

DOESN'T SHE KNOW WHO I AM???????!!!!

Grabec, tell her..... :roll:

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:57 pm

I'm having super noodles on toast instead :razz:

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

You should be on masterchef.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:41 pm

Salty wrote:

Grabec, tell her..... :roll:

Consider yerself not told! rolfl

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Salty wrote:

I'm having super noodles on toast instead :razz:

My missus has left me some beef mince out to make myself some spag bol, while she goes and gets pished!

Think thats the wrong way around myself like!

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:09 pm

Salty, I hope you aren't going to become a nuisance. Perhaps Mr Dibble was right when he suggested you needed a thrashing.
How can I possibly be expected to explain to your wife the slippery concept of your identity :roll:

Normal fan club acticities will be resumed to-morrow. Anyone wishing to own a signed picture of Mr Salty, contact me.
Cheap at twice the price :coool:

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:18 pm

Yossarian wrote:

You should be on masterchef.

if I did that on masterchef I'd piss it!!

[YOUTUBE/]
john torode'd be all "thats a lovely,clean plate of food...mm....the flavours there...that...chickeny stock at the back of the throat,and the presentations fantastic!!!"

greg wallace [salivating madly]: "Ben!.........I've waiting to tuck into this ever since you told us your menu..........MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm[engorges a forkful]....Ben, I could just put my head in a bucketful of this and eat all year!!!...oh! A Triumph..!"

later in the back room...
John :" right lets talk about Mabels pan fried escalope of veal with the sweet potatoe rosti"
greg: "while been cooked to perfection and a reasonably nice tste it just didn't tick all the right boxes for me"
John: "hmmmm......is she masterchef material...will this competion CHANGE HER LIFE???!!!"

John: "moving onto Rita's roasted Venison with Haggis jus.....it was nice enough...but the presentation let her down."
Greg: "it was facking disgasting John!"

John: "quite.....and Ben with the Chicken super Noodles on Charcoaled chiabata....I'm sorry Greg but it jusn't GET any better than that! SENSATIONAL!!!"
Greg: "John..... THIS COMPETITION JAST GOT TAFFER!!!!!!! Ben has set the benchmark for me with his dish....superb! give him the trophy now!!!"[YOUTUBE/]

see?!

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

- that made me laugh.

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

Salty wrote:

I'm having super noodles on toast instead :razz:

By the way I made Coq au vin.............well i say Coq au vin, chicken and mash really but i did spill me lambrini on it.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:20 pm

We had a Chinkies!!!! confised

I still had Bread and Tomato Sauce with it though!!!! :grin:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:22 am

Salty wrote:

Yossarian wrote:

You should be on masterchef.

if I did that on masterchef I'd piss it!!

[YOUTUBE/]
john torode'd be all "thats a lovely,clean plate of food...mm....the flavours there...that...chickeny stock at the back of the throat,and the presentations fantastic!!!"

greg wallace [salivating madly]: "Ben!.........I've waiting to tuck into this ever since you told us your menu..........MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm[engorges a forkful]....Ben, I could just put my head in a bucketful of this and eat all year!!!...oh! A Triumph..!"

later in the back room...
John :" right lets talk about Mabels pan fried escalope of veal with the sweet potatoe rosti"
greg: "while been cooked to perfection and a reasonably nice tste it just didn't tick all the right boxes for me"
John: "hmmmm......is she masterchef material...will this competion CHANGE HER LIFE???!!!"

John: "moving onto Rita's roasted Venison with Haggis jus.....it was nice enough...but the presentation let her down."
Greg: "it was facking disgasting John!"

John: "quite.....and Ben with the Chicken super Noodles on Charcoaled chiabata....I'm sorry Greg but it jusn't GET any better than that! SENSATIONAL!!!"
Greg: "John..... THIS COMPETITION JAST GOT TAFFER!!!!!!! Ben has set the benchmark for me with his dish....superb! give him the trophy now!!!"[YOUTUBE/]

see?!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37311

Our lass stopped cooking years ago....thank fook clappp

I even breastfed the kids :roll:

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