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 Post subject: Oi, You! Poolie of Kent
PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:20 pm 
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Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Poolie of Kent
PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:21 pm 
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What are they for, like?
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 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Poolie of Kent
PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:39 pm 
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Mr Kent, if you're going to Peterborough then please come and introduce yerself to me. I will be selling Monkey Business outside the away end. Cheers.

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Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Poolie of Kent
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Mr Kent, if you're going to Peterborough then please come and introduce yerself to me. I will be selling Monkey Business outside the away end. Cheers.


Why's that then, poolieinnottingham ?
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Matty_Robson's_Chin
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Poolie of Kent
PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:13 pm 
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He wants to chat maybe??

Or he may slap your chops with a £1 munky biz'nes
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Poolie of Kent
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Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:
He wants to chat maybe??

Or he may slap your chops with a £1 munky biz'nes


Oh charming.
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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Poolie of Kent
PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:15 pm 
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Maybe he want's to discuss those games that have just finished.
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Cornelius Atweasle
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Poolie of Kent
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Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:
He wants to chat maybe??

Or he may slap your chops with a £1 munky biz'nes


The last time he wanted me to meet him, he kissed me. :uhoh:

I didn't complain, like. He's a real dreamboat.
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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Poolie of Kent
PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:22 pm 
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He beat me to a pulp using his low swinging testes as a double barrelled cosh.
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Poolie of Kent
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Mr I wrote:
Maybe he want's to discuss those games that have just finished.


Eh, what games ?
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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Poolie of Kent
PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:34 pm 
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I want to meet Mr Kent so I can photo him for the next issue of the Bizz. You see he has already sent us a pic of his Poolie dad and it will make a nice feature.

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Cornelius Atweasle
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Poolie of Kent
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
I want to meet Mr Kent so I can photo him for the next issue of the Bizz. You see he has already sent us a pic of his Poolie dad and it will make a nice feature.


So yer not gonna nob him? :evil:
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
poolieinnottingham wrote:
I want to meet Mr Kent so I can photo him for the next issue of the Bizz. You see he has already sent us a pic of his Poolie dad and it will make a nice feature.


So yer not gonna nob him? :evil:


nowhere in his post does he say
i am not gonna nob him
so we must assume he is indeed gonna nob him :coool:

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Mr Ripper
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no6bus wrote:
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
poolieinnottingham wrote:
I want to meet Mr Kent so I can photo him for the next issue of the Bizz. You see he has already sent us a pic of his Poolie dad and it will make a nice feature.


So yer not gonna nob him? :evil:


nowhere in his post does he say
i am not gonna nob him
so we must assume he is indeed gonna nob him :coool:


Nor does he say that he intends his model / prey to be wearing clothes for the photograph! :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Poolie of Kent
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I'm afraid there is nothing sexual intended.

However, I'm sure Cornelius would pay good money to see him in a nun outfit. How much are you prepared to pay Mr Atweasle?

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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Poolie of Kent
PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:11 pm 
poolieinnottingham wrote:
I'm afraid there is nothing sexual intended.

However, I'm sure Cornelius would pay good money to see him in a nun outfit. How much are you prepared to pay Mr Atweasle?


That's just unfair. I had the idea of blackmailing Cornelius long before you did
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