A young poolie wins a competition at school & the prize is to meet the queen. He runs home to tell his dad the good news & they make arrangements to go to meet her.
On arrival they walk up to the gates & see a sign telling them that the queen will meet people at 11am or 2pm so they decide to go to the 11am one so they can have a bit time in London. The young poolie is standing in line along with all the other children proud as punch wearing his beloved pools top, just before the queen comes out he looks along the line & sees a young Loid standing with his Darlo top on, the queen comes out & goes straight up to the young loid bends over & says something to him, she completely ignores the young poolie.
He's absolutley gutted crying his eyes out he runs to his dad & tells him what happened.
The dad says to his son dont worry son I've got an idea you mightn't like it but a think it'll work, we'll go & buy a Darlo top you can put it on & we'll come back at 2pm. After much delibiration the young poolie decides to swallow his pride & do what his dad says.
2pm arrives & the young poolie is standing in line proud as punch wearing the Darlo top,the queen comes out bang on 2pm goes straight up to the young poolie, bends over & whispers in his ear "I thought I told you to welcome to the board".

Can you buy Darlow tops in London?