I've had a few problems recently, like to whit, the whole thing just stopped and wouldn't boot up. I've got a three partition C/D/E drive and an H drive I brought from home. Anyway, I took it in and the gadgie got it working, re-installed XP, changed the H to C, and made D Drive the default for downloads and programmes. All well and good. Then today I got the usual Trojan attack, the bastards always time them for Saturdays as they know everyone messes about on their computers on Saturday and I got rid of all that shit through Kasperky. All 1645 of them.

The odd thing is, my computer won't access any search engines now. I've checked the security and changed everything to No Restriction and now I've run out of ideas.

Funny enough I just fixed this for someone else. You have the vundo virus me old mucker.

download this and run it.

http://www.symantec.com/security_respon ... 11-3912-99

Well? did it work?

Maybe you've killed his pc?

Nah, it's running now, it's the bleedin' Russians and the evil Funjian Chinese who've done it.

The fookers.....

Thanks very much Mr I, I think i'm going to have the whole shitbox spring cleaned anyway, it's probably time.

Sadly I was informed that that is probably the only virus I haven't got. It's a full re-install, but luckily I haven't lost owt apart from an Adam and the Ants album which is fookin' viral anyway.....