are arguing again!! The bloke's an arsehole!!! Mutley knows what I'm talking about!!!

aah you've recognised him!!!

He's just come back in his car. I wonder how long it wil be before he starts shouting at Debbie/Debbie's kids/debbie's grandkids in a high pitched squealy/whiny/almost crying frenzy.
For fuck all usually may I add. She just laughs at him which makes him more squealy/whiny/cryey

The good news is they can't complain if we blast music out loud!!!

We're very lucky with our neighbours - a nice old woman one side who minds the bairn now and then, and a pair of quiet teachers the other side who keep themselves to themselves.

There's a nosy family up the road but you can keep them at arms length.

Then we have the most miserable retired couple in the world who blank everyone.

There's an Asian family two doors down, and they have the politest kids ever.

A couple of haughty American or Canadians who only speak if they're spoken to.

Plus a painfully shy couple opposite with a small sprog who jump when you say hiya to them.

It is probably the only street I have lived on with absolutely no workie-tickets or Keep-up-with-the-Joneses.

Some fat vicky pollard lookalike called the law after my son and hers had a tit for tat fight resulting in a 3month feud .One occasion she said i had threatened her husband in the street a few good neighbours put the police straight and the bitch got police and council warnings

You tell em Mr Sussex.

And don't forget that you have the ultimate deterrant; any more of their lip and force them to watch three whole minutes of your Darlo DVD. That'll teach them!

there is an old rule of thumb
if you want to stop speaking to someone then move in next door to them
fortunately i have one good one which out weighs the bad one lady penelope hasn't got a look in with this one and her 28 year old spitfire

there's a good quip from somebody famous along the lines of, "Don't keep up with the Joneses, drag them down to YOUR level "!!!