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 Post subject: An Annoucement
PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:22 am 
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As of today, it is acceptable to wear your new shirt should you have purchased it on release day.

Thank you.

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 Post subject: Re: An Annoucement
PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:07 am 
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Seeing as you waited a week before buying the shirt I reckon that you might have to wait until a week today before you can wear it John. However since you shoved it in a drawer that might knock a day or 2 off the date, so at a guess I will say you can wear it Wednesday afternoon confised


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 Post subject: Re: An Annoucement
PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:16 am 
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MadJohn wrote:
Tree, I have a question

Obviously I wasn't crass enough to buy the shirt on release date, so I waited a week. Despite this I intended to wear it tomorrow. Just to clarify, it hasn't been left folded neatly in the distinctive orange/white HUFC carrier for display purposes; I took it out and shoved it in a drawer. Am I OK to wear it, or should I wait until Scunthorpe?

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Since you were diligent enough to wait a week and could see the error in buying it on release day then I grant special dispensation for you to wear it tomorrow.

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 Post subject: Re: An Annoucement
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
Tree, would it be OK to wear my shirt on stage tonight, even if it's just for the encores?

It would go straight in the Zanussi when I got home so that it's clean again for the match?

Cheers!

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When did you purchase it?

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 Post subject: Re: An Annoucement
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
Last Thursday! I was skint until payday I'm afraid.


So you would have bought it on release day if you were not skint?

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 Post subject: Re: An Annoucement
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
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Last Thursday! I was skint until payday I'm afraid.


So you would have bought it on release day if you were not skint?


Errr, I must be truthful here...probably not. I'd want to see what it looked like first so I generally leave it a few days anyway. I saw a bloke walking along Caledonian Road with it on and thought it looked pretty good so I purchased!


Go on then. As long as it gets washed.

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 Post subject: Re: An Annoucement
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Photographic evidence of it being placed in washer please.

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 Post subject: Re: An Annoucement
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chip fireball wrote:
mr tree, is it too early in the season for a "wilson out" chant or a good boo if we get beat tomorrow ?


If we play shit and the wrong team picked as usual then il boo and shout obscenities yes.

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Tree, I'd like your help with this one please.

Earlier this evening our lass fancied a bit. Without going into too much detail, after some foreplay I got meself lined up and without too much ado the sausage was hidden.

Should I have waited a bit? Perhaps I ought to have told her to wait until after the Colchester game? Your advice is much appreciated.

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 Post subject: Re: An Annoucement
PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:17 pm 
Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
chip fireball wrote:
mr tree, is it too early in the season for a "wilson out" chant or a good boo if we get beat tomorrow ?


If we play shiit and the wrong team picked as usual then il boo and shout obscenities yes.


Would it be too early to call him a ''lovely lovely person'?' or should wait until we get beat on Tuesday?


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poolieinnottingham wrote:
Tree, I'd like your help with this one please.

Earlier this evening our lass fancied a bit. Without going into too much detail, after some foreplay I got meself lined up and without too much ado the sausage was hidden.

Should I have waited a bit? Perhaps I ought to have told her to wait until after the Colchester game? Your advice is much appreciated.



Depends if you opened the johnny and wore it straight away? If you opened it tonight then I would have waited till after the game yes.

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poolieinnottingham wrote:
Tree, I'd like your help with this one please.

Earlier this evening our lass fancied a bit. Without going into too much detail, after some foreplay I got meself lined up and without too much ado the sausage was hidden.

Should I have waited a bit? Perhaps I ought to have told her to wait until after the Colchester game? Your advice is much appreciated.


Think that one depends on how long you had your lass, is she new, because if she is you maybe should have waited, if she is in fact ,how can i put this ,without being barred from the board , or offending you, well worn as in an old shirt, then I think earlier this evening is fine.

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 Post subject: Re: An Annoucement
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Depends if you opened the johnny and wore it straight away? If you opened it tonight then I would have waited till after the game yes.


I hadn't thought about the johnny situation.

Would it be wrong to buy a packet of condoms and use one of them that day?

What I would really like to do is buy a pack out of Superdrug, pop one on, and put the wrapper in the carrier bag. In the King John beer garden, straight after buying them. I don't think this would be approved however.

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Depends if you opened the johnny and wore it straight away? If you opened it tonight then I would have waited till after the game yes.


I hadn't thought about the johnny situation.

Would it be wrong to buy a packet of condoms and use one of them that day?

What I would really like to do is buy a pack out of Superdrug, pop one on, and put the wrapper in the carrier bag. In the King John beer garden, straight after buying them. I don't think this would be approved however.


Condoms, now there's a distant memory!

Post Vasectomy life is so much better. :shock: bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: An Annoucement
PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:05 am 
I'd like to ask is it OK to wear a replica shirt after the age of 12 ?


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